Albanius' Very Bad Day

[geolier]

Yeah, we discussed that quite a bit earlier in these comments. Both she and the crucified man are thinking about all of the entertaining things that might be done with his erection, just from opposite perspectives.

yes - ok. but I meant the woman in the background. with the light-red robe.

 

[Loxuru]

Jedakk's tutorial on cross making inspired me. I mean, really inspired me. I got the idea for this story and wrote the whole thing in about two hours. That's crazy! My last story probably took a hundred hours or more. This thing just seemed to flow out of me.
Of course, it is short. And it's kind of a shaggy dog story: a long set up for a silly punchline. And, because I wrote it so quickly, it may seem a bit unpolished. But, it is just a silly little thing. Hope you like it.

An enjoyable short story, Naraku.

Poor Crispus.
He'll be in hot oil when the commander finds him.

It's the commander himself who is responsible for not having instructed Crispus appropriately! That Roman unit really needs an inspection, and a working up of their discipline. Such flaws are deadly during front line duties!