I'm staying up the mast, in that case!Well he does have the authority to marry anyone.
That could be a far worse punishment...
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In public? Topless? No, not naked! Please! With everyone watching? Including the diners who lost their meals? With sea salt in the air?
Oh Shit!!!!!!
You could do a LOT worse Moore and no doubt will (and maybe have)...View attachment 576037In the name of humanity, there must be limits on that authority!!!!
Quit reading ahead!View attachment 576038And we know what you are doing up there ...
But I saved your life-more than once- and he does the opposite. Some show of gratitude there Moore. . After the flogging, throw her overboard, Bob...View attachment 576039What? You mean him? If you have been following this story, you would know by now that he isdrunkrich, and a prime catch!
Bacio le medaglie Comandante!View attachment 576040Bob wouldn't do that ... he likes and respects me!
Aren't shipboard floggings a bit out of date?
Compared to line crossing ceremonies, a good old shipboard flogging is just teasing.Normally, I think Moore tends to get what she deserves, but in this case, the fault lies enitirely wiith Captain Inder. He left the bridge in a region of the North Atlantic known to be riddled with icebergs at this time of year. There is no evidence Moore did anything wrong. Nor does the Captain of a civilian ocean liner have the authority to flog anyone. This is an outrage!
Bacio le medaglie Comandante!
I kiss your medals Captain!
I suppose it depends where he displays his gongs!
Tree is a bit behind the times so he can't answer...View attachment 576035Aren't shipboard floggings a bit out of date?
View attachment 576034I've been known to be a quick study ...
I thought with global warming this could not happen... I better check the news page...Normally, I think Moore tends to get what she deserves, but in this case, the fault lies enitirely wiith Captain Inder. He left the bridge in a region of the North Atlantic known to be riddled with icebergs at this time of year. There is no evidence Moore did anything wrong. Nor does the Captain of a civilian ocean liner have the authority to flog anyone. This is an outrage!
I thought with global warming this could not happen..
Res ipsa loqiturTree is a bit behind the times
I say, Jeeves!Res ipsa loqitur
calamity is certain to occur whenever Miss Moore is left in sole charge of any moving object.
I see what you mean, Jeeves. Barb does have the odd whoopsie, doesn't she?
t the young lady is prone to lapses of concentration and judgement.
Like when she chooses her destinations for foreign holidays, eh, Jeeves?