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In public? Topless? No, not naked! Please! With everyone watching? Including the diners who lost their meals? With sea salt in the air? :eek:

Oh Shit!!!!!! :facepalm:

Barb, your piteous pleas have a certain "Please don’t throw me in the briar patch!" ring to them. :rolleyes:
 
Aren't shipboard floggings a bit out of date? :confused:
Normally, I think Moore tends to get what she deserves, but in this case, the fault lies enitirely wiith Captain Inder. He left the bridge in a region of the North Atlantic known to be riddled with icebergs at this time of year. There is no evidence Moore did anything wrong. Nor does the Captain of a civilian ocean liner have the authority to flog anyone. This is an outrage!
Compared to line crossing ceremonies, a good old shipboard flogging is just teasing.:devil:
 
View attachment 576035Aren't shipboard floggings a bit out of date? :confused:



View attachment 576034I've been known to be a quick study ... :rolleyes:
Tree is a bit behind the times so he can't answer...
Normally, I think Moore tends to get what she deserves, but in this case, the fault lies enitirely wiith Captain Inder. He left the bridge in a region of the North Atlantic known to be riddled with icebergs at this time of year. There is no evidence Moore did anything wrong. Nor does the Captain of a civilian ocean liner have the authority to flog anyone. This is an outrage!
I thought with global warming this could not happen... I better check the news page...
 
Res ipsa loqitur:D;)
I say, Jeeves!

Sir?

Old Windar has started speaking a jolly peculiar sort of American!

Indeed, sir?

Indeed, Jeeves. He said 'Res ipsa something or another.

Would that be 'Res ipsa loqitur', sir?

By Jove, Jeeves, absolutely. Res ipsa lockiter. That was it!

'Loqitur', sir. It is not American, sir, it is Latin.

What on earth is he gabbling away in Latin for?

Mr Windar, sir, is a lawyer. It is a legal term. It means, 'the thing speaks for itself', that is to say, the mere event is sufficient to demonstrate negligence.

No, you've lost me there, Jeeves....

What Mr Windar is implying, sir, is that the mere act of leaving Miss Moore in charge of an ocean liner is clearly negligent on the part of the Captain, in that calamity is certain to occur whenever Miss Moore is left in sole charge of any moving object.

I see what you mean, Jeeves. Barb does have the odd whoopsie, doesn't she?

I wouldn't have expressed it in quite those terms, sir, but previous experience does indeed lead one to the inevitable conclusion that the young lady is prone to lapses of concentration and judgement.

Like when she chooses her destinations for foreign holidays, eh, Jeeves?

Precisely, sir.
 
calamity is certain to occur whenever Miss Moore is left in sole charge of any moving object.

Hearsay ... that’ll never stand up in court :rolleyes:

I see what you mean, Jeeves. Barb does have the odd whoopsie, doesn't she?

is a whoopsie anything like a monocle? :devil:

t the young lady is prone to lapses of concentration and judgement.

I beg your pardon. :tits:

Like when she chooses her destinations for foreign holidays, eh, Jeeves?

You know full well that’s because the make the fine print to fine. :doh:
 
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