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Celebrity Slut In Jail

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when the judge saw me in the court
he noticed I was rather fraught
but when I asked him to set bail
he told me sternly 'don't you wail!'

and so my case was tried and then
on the decision of twelve bad men
(well, five of them women, I admit,
but that's just detail) I nearly had a fit
when the judge looked down at me and said
my wealth and celebrity had gone to my head

and so (in the interests of the retail
trade who'd arrested me) he sent me to jail!
 
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