still hooked on this fantasy
Like I say, I think the dialogues are wonderful anyway,
but here are a few variations on them:
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After Nancy asks if her breasts will be big enough,
and Daddy replies ‘of course they will,
maybe even a slice or two left over for me!’, Mum says:
‘It’s a good date for you to be butchering us –
my ovaries are hyperactive, Nancy says hers are too.
Make sure you serve them sizzling hot on toasted baguettes,
with just a dash of Tabasco!’
‘Sure will – I’ll offer them to my premium customers as caviare de bonne femme!’
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After Ms Robinson answers her question, Kelly says:
‘Oh, I see. When we cooked my sister last summer,
Dad hanged her first, but she was a bit tough –
mum ground some of her for burgers…’
Ms Robinson:
‘Oh no, girl-meat doesn’t need hanging.
Pay attention class –
how many of you girls are on the menu for the Fourth this year?
Six – seven – eight of you! That’s brilliant!
Well, make sure you tell your parents,
they’ve gotta slow-roast you alive,
that way you'll all taste finger-licking good!
Now Kelly, ready? Hold still, Jenny…’
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After ‘No problem, Jed hasn’t lit the coals yet, so you’re not late.
I figure it’ll be at least 45 minutes before you can start cooking me …’ she goes on:
‘Thanks for the wine Kelly, nice thought –
hey, Treasure, fetch the corkscrew will you please?
Then get your top off, poppet,
Daddy’s gonna chargrill your titties for crispy starters,
so our guests can nibble and chat while I’m slow-roasting.’
Then Kelly’s boyfriend says:
‘Talking of corkscrews,
do you mind if I screw your wife before you skewer her, Jed?’
‘Fine by me, go ahead,
the more she’s fucked, the softer her cunt-meat will be…’
‘Yeah, and you’ll lubricate my tubes for the spike to go through!’