The European football season is in full swing and Dorothy is feeling a bit neglected. Her husband is watching games, going to games, or going to pub to watch the games with his pals and coming home drunk. She can’t afford to divorce the lout so she takes out a term-life insurance policy on him, orders Viagra online, and orders first class tickets to Detroit! A week later she grinds up twice the recommended dose of the stimulant and puts it in his beer when he demands she gets him another one.
She thought she had fucked him to death after an erection lasting more than eight hours…
…and went to Heathrow to fly to Detroit to ‘hook up’ with boys. She was arrested before she could board!
She represented herself at her trial (Tree offered to do it for free but she had heard of his record) and at one point asked the bailiffs to assist her with the coat she cloaks herself in. Boldly she asks “Do you really think someone like me could try to kill her husband?”
The fair and just Judge Admi, the jury, and the whole courtroom gallery shout in unison “YES!!!”
She is convicted of ‘Attempted Murder in the First Degree’.
When we come back we will hear her sentence!!!
Tree
She thought she had fucked him to death after an erection lasting more than eight hours…
…and went to Heathrow to fly to Detroit to ‘hook up’ with boys. She was arrested before she could board!
She represented herself at her trial (Tree offered to do it for free but she had heard of his record) and at one point asked the bailiffs to assist her with the coat she cloaks herself in. Boldly she asks “Do you really think someone like me could try to kill her husband?”
The fair and just Judge Admi, the jury, and the whole courtroom gallery shout in unison “YES!!!”
She is convicted of ‘Attempted Murder in the First Degree’.
When we come back we will hear her sentence!!!
Tree