Still complaining,Barb ??MMIGLiMMPH
MMIGLiMMPH
Either that, or she’s attempting to summon mighty Cthulhu from the nameless deep.. (all together now)Still complaining,Barb ??
Ph’n-glui m’glwnafh Cthulhu rl’yeh w’gah-nahl fh’tagn!
Hehe.. not for much longer.. slobber slurp wibble..
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"You have reached the voicemail of mighty Cthulhu. I am sorry I am unable to take your call right now: I am carrying out maintenance on the nameless deep. If you are trying to summon me, please leave your name, number and realm, after the beep, and I'll get back to you."Either that, or she’s attempting to summon mighty Cthulhu from the nameless deep.. (all together now)
Ph’n-glui m’glwnafh Cthulhu rl’yeh w’gah-nahl fh’tagn!
“Please leave your mindless ravings and eldritch gibberings after the groan”"You have reached the voicemail of mighty Cthulhu. I am sorry I am unable to take your call right now: I am carrying out maintenance on the nameless deep. If you are trying to summon me, please leave your name, number and realm, after the beep, and I'll get back to you."
“Please leave your mindless ravings and eldritch gibberings after the groan”
“Warning: your Realm may be at stake if you do not maintain regular virgin sacrifices”.Monty you could also add to your message: If you require immediate pleasure and/or torture for an extra fee please hit the pound sign at the end of your message
Either that, or she’s attempting to summon mighty Cthulhu from the nameless deep.. (all together now)
Ph’n-glui m’glwnafh Cthulhu rl’yeh w’gah-nahl fh’tagn!
That dear reader was the last they ever heard of Monty, Barb however is still complaining
Is that what they mean by “The Esoteric Order of Dagon”? What, no anchovies??Okay,you miserable worm,I'll have pineapple on mine
(all together now) Ph’n-glui m’glwnafh Cthulhu rl’yeh w’gah-nahl fh’tagn!
Can't we just crucify them....??your Realm may be at risk if you do not keep up regular virgin sacrifices
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support your local nameless slobbering horrors with a sacrifice today!