When I first saw Dolcett's Fantasy Barbecue drawings, I made up some bits of extra dialogue for some of them -
this was what I added to #1 in that set:
After ‘No problem, Jed hasn’t lit the coals yet, so you’re not late.
I figure it’ll be at least 45 minutes before you can start cooking me …’ she goes on:
‘Thanks for the wine Kelly, nice thought –
hey, Treasure, fetch the corkscrew will you please?
Then get your top off, poppet,
Daddy’s gonna chargrill your titties for crispy starters,
so our guests can nibble and chat while I’m slow-roasting.’
Then Kelly’s boyfriend says:
‘Talking of corkscrews,
do you mind if I screw your wife before you skewer her, Jed?’
‘Fine by me, go ahead,
the more she’s fucked, the softer her cunt-meat will be…’
‘Yeah, and you’ll lubricate my tubes for the spike to go through!’
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