I can't resist reposting this reply from a while ago.
Melissa
I have to confess - I lied when I said that I just asked pretty girls. I don't.
Variant # 1: I hang around Bolshoy theatre and as soon as I see a pretty one I thrust my raincoat open and say magic words: "Are you ready to hang on the cross for that, bitch (optional)?
Variant # 2: I hang around the Red Square, not far away from Bolshoy Theatre, with a case full of green bucks (I keep quite a few under my bed, just in case I need some change). And as soon as I see a pretty one I thrust the case open and say magic words: "Are you ready to hang on the cross for that, bitch (optional)?
Variant # 3: I post a commercial in communist newspaper "Pravda" with a pic of the red banner, sickle and hammer, and a slogan "Are you ready to hang on the cross for that, bitch (optional)?
All three variants work!
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Makar The Inventive