Here is a modern Prose Translation, slightly modified by me, by Micaela Wakil Janan:
Fuck you, boys, up the butt and in the mouth, you cock-sucker Aurelius and you buggered Furius! You size me up, on the basis of my poems, because they're a little sexy, as not really decent. A poet has to live clean – but not his poems. They only have spice and charm, if somewhat sexy and really not for children – if, in fact, they cause a hard erection (I'm not talking in teenagers, but in hairy old men who can barely move their stiff bums). But you, because you happen to read about "many thousands of kisses," you think I'm not a man? Fuck you, boys, up the butt and in the mouth!