Fox-on-Cross
Great-Cruxinquisitor
...In my history of being crucified I find being restrained and posed on the cross one of the most erotically stimulating things I have ever experienced. But it isn't just being naked on the cross, it's the sensations of the stretching and tension of my entire body as I attempt to struggle while hanging there.
Splendid words, perfect.
But I think (our) crucifixion is a luxury.