I posted this in the Coffee Shop so we could have a sing-song for Sis's bday,
but I'll pop it here too:
(unfortunately, I can't give much credit to the rat who brought the original to UK
)
The guys in the Coff’ Shop were drinking
But the slavegirls were out on the run,
Melissa yelled, ‘Don’t sit there thinking,
Get out and have fun with a gun!‘
Altogether now!
CHORUS
Hunt those rebel girls down, sport,
Hunt those rebel girls down,
Stop‘em larkin' aroun', sport
Hunt those rebel girls down!
Whip off Little Siss’pants, Hans
Off with Little Siss’ pants,
Swing your lash, make her dance, Hans,
With no knickers or pants.
Altogether now!
CHORUS
Don’t let Yupar go free, Tree
Don’t let Yupar go free,
Make her ride the ponee, Tree,
The Chinese torture gee-gee!
Altogether now!
CHORUS
Use yer organ-stool cruel, Paul,
Use yer organ-stool cruel,
Have no mercy on Eul, Paul
Just use yer organ-stool cruel
Altogether now!
CHORUS
Give our Doro a shag, Wragg
Just give Doro a shag
Otherwise she’ll just nag, Wragg
All she wants is a shag.
Altogether now!
CHORUS
Don’t let pk drift loose, P’lus
Don’t let pk drift loose
Keep her moored up for abuse, P’lus
Never let pk drift loose
Altogether now!
CHORUS
Lash the skin off Con’s back, Jack
Lash the skin off Con’s back
Then leave her out on the track, Jack
With all the skin off her back
Altogether now!
CHORUS
Messaline’s for the cross, Boss
Nail her up on the cross,
Crucifiez la gosse, Boss
She’ll look cute on the cross!
Altogether now!
CHORUS
Tan Barb’s hide, make her yell, Squ’rell
Tan Barb’s hide, make her yell,
So we tanned both sides till she glowed, Rode
And now she’s roasting like hell.
Altogether now!
CHORUS