.... with the extensive TV coverage of the Winter Olympics I was just wondering if you are taking entries for the Cruxforums version .......
If so, I would like to enter the Mixed Doubles Luge along with Ms. D. Brown ......
I believe Tree has already covered this in his stories, but for the record I predict gold for the CruxForums team in most of the following event categories (with separate versions of each for team competition, solo competition, and doubles (mixed or same gender):
500 meter cross carry
Three minute nailing
Patibulum and stipe assembly
Loincloth removal
Endurance on the cross nailed
Endurance on the cross roped
Endurance on the cross nailed with cornu
Endurance on the cross roped with cornu
Dancing and writhing
Longest and loudest scream for mercy
Head lolling
Complaining ... that one is mine alone