Billboard
Anna and Sharon had missed the adults’ choir practice. It concerned the pastor as the young ladies would always call if they weren’t going to be there. After practice was over he and two deacons walked the church complex to be sure it was secured for the night.
When they checked the wing where children’s’ bible study and daycare was held. They noticed a strange odor coming from the office. One of the deacons pulled his gun (it’s OK, He has a ‘concealed carry’ permit) whit the pastor carefully and quietly unlocked the door.
Silently the pushed the door open and found Anna and Sharon in a compromising position on the desk….
No meaning to interrupt the three men watched until Anna leaned up and howled “Oh, my god that was great, Sharon!”
The women were startled when the men burst into the office. In addition to what they had seen the men found a half empty pack of Madame Wu’s and a Coke can half-full of smoked butts.
“Should we call the cops?” one deacon asked.
“No call, Tree” the pastor replied.
The woman didn’t show up for Sunday services or Bible study, but when Monday morning’s commute on US 61-67 started the people of the small Mississippi river town south of St. Louis were treated to the site of the women bound crucified to the frame of a defunct billboard. They would be there for two days…
…is that a THT, Inc. PT Cruiser on the right side of the picture?
In case you wonder what the sign says on the right post…
Don’t worry that they weren’t punished enough; The boards of the frame they are tied to still has about a hundred rusted nails that used to hold the billboard’s sign face still sticking out.
It was shortly after this Tree put an elaborate security system around his estate.
Tree
Note: The women’s names have been to protect Tree, but you know who you are…
Anna and Sharon had missed the adults’ choir practice. It concerned the pastor as the young ladies would always call if they weren’t going to be there. After practice was over he and two deacons walked the church complex to be sure it was secured for the night.
When they checked the wing where children’s’ bible study and daycare was held. They noticed a strange odor coming from the office. One of the deacons pulled his gun (it’s OK, He has a ‘concealed carry’ permit) whit the pastor carefully and quietly unlocked the door.
Silently the pushed the door open and found Anna and Sharon in a compromising position on the desk….
No meaning to interrupt the three men watched until Anna leaned up and howled “Oh, my god that was great, Sharon!”
The women were startled when the men burst into the office. In addition to what they had seen the men found a half empty pack of Madame Wu’s and a Coke can half-full of smoked butts.
“Should we call the cops?” one deacon asked.
“No call, Tree” the pastor replied.
The woman didn’t show up for Sunday services or Bible study, but when Monday morning’s commute on US 61-67 started the people of the small Mississippi river town south of St. Louis were treated to the site of the women bound crucified to the frame of a defunct billboard. They would be there for two days…
…is that a THT, Inc. PT Cruiser on the right side of the picture?
In case you wonder what the sign says on the right post…
Don’t worry that they weren’t punished enough; The boards of the frame they are tied to still has about a hundred rusted nails that used to hold the billboard’s sign face still sticking out.
It was shortly after this Tree put an elaborate security system around his estate.
Tree
Note: The women’s names have been to protect Tree, but you know who you are…
