The Cardinal Bishop and his Female Pope

[montycrusto]

a papal grope

Surely it can’t be a coincidence that a few days before this story appeared, one “Montycrusto” published the following deathlessly dazzling and brilliant stanza:

When Barb was elected Pope,
The Cardinals nurtured the hope,
That once in a while,
If they gave her a smile,
She might let them all have a grope

she had more than met his expectations, delivering a flood of papal bulls and rulings banning long-entrenched corrupt practices, dispersing ill-gotten church resources amongst the poor, dismissing officials and clerics

What about issuing Papal Demerits? I believe the practice was introduced by Innocent the Eleventeenth or whatever her name is….

GREAT story Barb.. I have seen that very Pontifical Groping-Throne in the Vatican Museum.

 

[settantuno]

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[ledoux]

So, do we think this runs in the Praetorio family?

 

[Loxuru]

So, do we think this runs in the Praetorio family?

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Cardinal Praefectus Praetorio in white? He thinks the conclave is already won before it even started?

 

[NewUser]

I am looking forward to the answers to two questions that concern me with special anticipation and in detail:
1. How the Pope lost her innocence(did the Cardinal do it, rape before the crucifixion, or cornu)?
2. How did she give out her sex? I have so many guesses.

It is a pity, but apparently this god awful case was erased from all the records and they got rid of all the witnesses. Therefore, there are no mentions left in the history of the Vatican.

 

[Barbaria1]

It is a pity, but apparently this god awful case was erased from all the records and they got rid of all the witnesses. Therefore, there are no mentions left in the history of the Vatican.

That’s why we always say that CruxForums is so educational. Inquiring minds get their misinformation information here.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

So, do we think this runs in the Praetorio family?

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Of course, my heart is broken. But life must go on.
Let's see now. Simplicius II? Too modest. Urban IX to reflect my urbane accomplishments? Perhaps.
Maximus the First? Yes! A perfect description!

 

[settantuno]

That’s why we always say that CruxForums is so educational. Inquiring minds get their misinformation information here.

after this story I will look at the documents I have of the Odescalchi Innocenzo XI' family in a different way

 

[montycrusto]

Of course, my heart is broken. But life must go on.
Let's see now. Simplicius II? Too modest. Urban IX to reflect my urbane accomplishments? Perhaps.
Maximus the First? Yes! A perfect description!

Pope Mohammed the First, that would be a real ecumenical leap forward!

 

[windar]

Pope Mohammed the First, that would be a real ecumenical leap forward!

What about Stanislaus Goldmanus?

 

[montycrusto]

What about Stanislaus Goldmanus?

Sure, a Jewish Pope, why not? Or even a Robotic one:

Good News from the Vatican - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[windar]

Sure, a Jewish Pope, why not?

There was the first one, Peter, after all.

 

[montycrusto]

There was the first one, Peter, after all.

Next you’ll be telling me Jesus was jewish…

 

[Hugin&Munin]

Next you’ll be telling me Jesus was jewish…

No, never, probably he was Ethiopian or Japanese.

 

[NewUser]

No, never, probably he was Ethiopian or Japanese.

Alien?

 

[NewUser]

In general, for such sacrilegious statements, we can all end up on crosses!!!

 

[thehangingtree]

Cardinal Bishop Praetorio had dreams of the crucified pope. He could not resist envisioning her wearing her papal headgear as she hanged naked on the cross...

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Cardinal Bishop Praetorio had dreams of the crucified pope. He could not resist envisioning her wearing her papal headgear as she hanged naked on the cross...
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Very becoming!

 

[Loxuru]

Cardinal Bishop Praetorio has the burning ambition to become a Superpope!
Yet, beholding the fate of his unfortunate predecessor, brings up some reflexions.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Cardinal Bishop Praetorio has the burning ambition to become a Superpope!
Yet, beholding the fate of his unfortunate predecessor, brings up some reflexions.

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Yes, but those twin mundi sticking out there are most glorious!