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To Apostate:
From: Lady Penelope Chlamydia Golightly
Dear Apostate,
Speaking on behalf of The Union Of Crucified Christian Virgins I must take issue with your assertion that the Rubens pic is somehow "classier" than the masterpiece recently produced by Julie & Melissa. I take it that you must be suffering from severe macular degeneration as you obviously have difficulty distinguishing the difference between the Rubens ladies who strongly resemble Russian female body builders and our nubile, sylph like Union members. I think Mr Rubens must have used Sumo wrestlers or Irish navvies as models. Your Mr Rubens may well have been handy around the house with a paintbrush but if he wishes to paint such pictures in future then please advise him to contact our union. Our ladies will be happy to pose for him.
Yours faithfully
Lady P.......
Well, you are not one of either group but Tree does not discriminate...Oh they were just doing it for the Honour of Rome? How frightfully heroic of them!
PS The Crucifixion of the Christian Virgins is a much better story than the Rape of the Daughters of Leucippus by Castoff and Bollocks.
I dunno, Melissa. Rubens's take on mass rape was. . . classier?
classier or massier?
These are not mutually exclusive things, Connoisseur.
Those Romans were always seeking revenge for something or another!
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Just remembered where the pic came from. I think it was the treacherous Commodus who sent his Praetorian Guard to rape and slaughter the family of his rival Maximus (The Gladiator)who now has two daughters instead of a son!Those Romans were always seeking revenge for something or another!
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Oh they were just doing it for the Honour of Rome? How frightfully heroic of them!
That one "heroic" fellow in the back looks like he's just seen something entirely new to him and doesn't know what to make of it.
Castoff and Bollocks?PS The Crucifixion of the Christian Virgins is a much better story than the Rape of the Daughters of Leucippus by Castoff and Bollocks.
Funny how these things happen.Just remembered where the pic came from. I think it was the treacherous Commodus who sent his Praetorian Guard to rape and slaughter the family of his rival Maximus (The Gladiator)who now has two daughters instead of a son!
The soldiers seem to be having a good time...When Maximus gets home he will be very dischuffed to see what Commodus and his mates have done to his family. Some had taken refuge in the barn but it didn't do them any good. View attachment 611877
The soldiers seem to be having a good time...
Those Romans were always seeking revenge for something or another!
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These two pica are smoking hot!Those Romans were always seeking revenge for something or another!
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Those Romans were always seeking revenge for something or another!
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Skin in skin. Best way!If that is what happens before crucifixion
i might just get turned on by it, and no
need for protection either
Suffering from Brexiety? Eul dear? Anticipating a Brexthrough? Worried about a Brino: “Brexit in name only”?Make the best of it boys!
After Brexit, you won't be coming over to do all the hard work on the farms,
God knows how we'll manage without you!