The turn I did miss
While texting with Siss
Wasn't noticed till late
I had taken the wrong Interstate!!!!
(They really need larger print on those signs)
I knew I was in trouble
When the pavement turned to rubble
And a bullet-riddled sign
Said "Arkansas state line"
As I drove into town
I wore a puzzled frown
Cause every mailbox I could see
Bore the family name Tree
I drove right into a speed trap
And said to myself "oh crap!!"
The cop said "doing fifty,
Speed limit is twenty"
And in no time at all
I was hustled to city hall
To stand before a judge of ill fame
Hank M. High was his name
While it made no sense
I was charged with a capital offense
To the public gallows I was to go
To be hung in a method the judge called "slow"
As I was taken away
He stopped me to say
"Please, Ms Moore, don't think it rude,
But I've ordered you to hang in the nude
To the gallows I was taken
My nerves were quite shaken
The whole town had turned out
Such crude things they did shout
I was turned around
My wrists were bound
I was made to stand over a door
That was hinged to the floor
As he gave my tight little ass a quivering pat
I said to the executioner, who wore a yellow hat
I'm sorry kind sir but I think I need to pee
He replied, "why the fuck should that matter to me?"
Around my neck a noose was tightened
To say the least, I was really quite frightened
When they asked if I had any last words to say
Or if I needed a clergyman to help me pray
I said "no" with a sigh
I was ready to die
I had made a wrong turn
This was my lesson to learn
My time had come
There was a roll of a drum
Tumescent and erect were my nipples
Murmurs swept through the crowd in ripples
The trap door fell open with a loud bang
Through it I fell and began slowly to hang
I kicked and I twisted; put up a good fight
Danced a good dance to everyone's delight
I puddled the ground
Spun slowly around
Gasped my last breath
And met my sad death
So to my friends at cruxforums I plead
Be aware there are consequences to every misdeed
The lesson here is one that all should heed
If you miss a turn: TURN AROUND!
BARBARIA 2016
While texting with Siss
Wasn't noticed till late
I had taken the wrong Interstate!!!!
(They really need larger print on those signs)
I knew I was in trouble
When the pavement turned to rubble
And a bullet-riddled sign
Said "Arkansas state line"
As I drove into town
I wore a puzzled frown
Cause every mailbox I could see
Bore the family name Tree
I drove right into a speed trap
And said to myself "oh crap!!"
The cop said "doing fifty,
Speed limit is twenty"
And in no time at all
I was hustled to city hall
To stand before a judge of ill fame
Hank M. High was his name
While it made no sense
I was charged with a capital offense
To the public gallows I was to go
To be hung in a method the judge called "slow"
As I was taken away
He stopped me to say
"Please, Ms Moore, don't think it rude,
But I've ordered you to hang in the nude
To the gallows I was taken
My nerves were quite shaken
The whole town had turned out
Such crude things they did shout
I was turned around
My wrists were bound
I was made to stand over a door
That was hinged to the floor
As he gave my tight little ass a quivering pat
I said to the executioner, who wore a yellow hat
I'm sorry kind sir but I think I need to pee
He replied, "why the fuck should that matter to me?"
Around my neck a noose was tightened
To say the least, I was really quite frightened
When they asked if I had any last words to say
Or if I needed a clergyman to help me pray
I said "no" with a sigh
I was ready to die
I had made a wrong turn
This was my lesson to learn
My time had come
There was a roll of a drum
Tumescent and erect were my nipples
Murmurs swept through the crowd in ripples
The trap door fell open with a loud bang
Through it I fell and began slowly to hang
I kicked and I twisted; put up a good fight
Danced a good dance to everyone's delight
I puddled the ground
Spun slowly around
Gasped my last breath
And met my sad death
So to my friends at cruxforums I plead
Be aware there are consequences to every misdeed
The lesson here is one that all should heed
If you miss a turn: TURN AROUND!
BARBARIA 2016
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