Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Rather a willing submissive, I think.
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captivecuties
Senator
It played fast and loose with history, mythology and all that.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
There were supernatural elements in the series, that 'undid' her deaths on the cross.
Like our @Barbaria1 has already been crucified during millenia, and still is alive and kicking amont us!
Loinclothslave
slave to the whip
Most longer term members here with even a slight masochistic bent have been crucified at least a couple of times, I think I’ve been crucified 3 times by others…There were supernatural elements in the series, that 'undid' her deaths on the cross.
Like our @Barbaria1 has already been crucified during millenia, and still is alive and kicking amont us!
Not all of us are superstars like Barb but yeah we’ve had some deities intervening for us too! I wonder who the patron god of loincloth-wearing slaves is? Sounds like a niche Ghod, maybe Hindu?
That’d be an interesting poll! I might whip one up in the morning “how many times have you been crucified in someone else’s picture or story in Cruxforums?”
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Time to check my CCV (Crucifixion Curriculum Vitae).
captivecuties
Senator
Time to prepare another future cross, perhaps?There were supernatural elements in the series, that 'undid' her deaths on the cross.
Like our @Barbaria1 has already been crucified during millenia, and still is alive and kicking amont us!
kendelo
Tribune
Barb is just always so darn cute and crucifiable. She would look great nailed next to Gaby and Xena.
Harsh Martinet
Consul
Pleeez DON'T feed her ego!
Loinclothslave
slave to the whip
kendelo
Tribune
It is a bit of a weird compliment a girl can get here.."You look GREAT whipped, bleeding, and nailed to a cross!"
captivecuties
Senator
Evidently a romantic language in these parts
Loinclothslave
slave to the whip
I call that flirting… is that why the girls didn’t like me at school, even if I always said I’d be the one nailed alongside them?
kendelo
Tribune
"You suffer so well!" is another romantic term.
kendelo
Tribune
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Yeah, it's not an easy sell to most folks. "I'd like to strip you, flog you, and tie your arms to a 4x4 beam across your shoulders, and march you to your crucifixion." Try that line in your local pub and most likely security will be having you exit through the door head first.
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
I'd love to see Calisto nailed nude,next to Xena & Gabrielle....
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Some guys come up with really crazy pickup lines … bad enough to make one’s eyes roll … I thought I’d heard them all … but that one would be a first!Yeah, it's not an easy sell to most folks. "I'd like to strip you, flog you, and tie your arms to a 4x4 beam across your shoulders, and march you to your crucifixion." Try that line in your local pub and most likely security will be having you exit through the door head first.
No wait … I’ve just been informed @thehangingtree uses it all the time.
Loinclothslave
slave to the whip
Maaaan, if anyone said that to me I’d melt and become their condemned slave immediately… clearly I’m going to the wrong bars…"
Yeah, it's not an easy sell to most folks. "I'd like to strip you, flog you, and tie your arms to a 4x4 beam across your shoulders, and march you to your crucifixion." Try that line in your local pub and most likely security will be having you exit through the door head first.
