One of the hottest crucifixion pageants ever, take a look at these bods! Take a look at the thief to left, sit back and dream, imagine him now naked and nailed. Man I wish this could have been done like that.
Yes indeed. It seems wrong to pay so much attention to the hairy guy in the middle, and so little to the shapely torso and arms and thighs on house left.
Let's do it right. First, the sandals have to go. We're going to be driving nails through the guy's wrists and ankles, so there's no reason to worry about his stepping on a sandbur.
Second, Jesus may have gone to the cross like a lamb to the slaughter, but a healthy strong young man like our subject isn't likely to be so passive about it. Left unrestrained, he's going to make an attempt at fight or flight. Hobble his ankles so he can take short steps, but can't run or kick; tie his wrists behind his back so he can't punch or wrestle or try to grab a weapon from a guard—and, so that a little later in the program, he won't be able to cover up anything with his hands.
Third, as Jack suggests, let's have some naked here. Make the stripping slow and deliberate, so he's got time to anticipate the moment when he'll be totally bare in front of the crowd. I don't know how it'd work with 30 A.D. underclothing; in the modern dress that I prefer for my crucifixions, he'd be brought out in a pair of briefs, and the executioners would slowly cut down one side, so that the fabric would gradually fall away, exposing more and more of the flank and the pubic hair and then the genitals, until the last cut was made and that half of his shorts sprang away, leaving only a rag around the other thigh, which we'd cut away quickly.
Heckling from the crowd is going on throughout: as soon as he's brought front and center, we've got a clump of young rowdies shouting "Strip! Strip!", and lots of whistling and catcalling going on while the denuding is in progress. (Of course, some of these young rowdies are going to find themselves on crosses of their own within the next year or so.)
Nor do we pop our subject down onto the cross just as soon as he's naked. Next comes more audience participation. The chief executioner reads off a formula: "So-and-so, who stands naked before you..." has been convicted of such-and-such, sentenced to be crucified, with the consent of the people, and shall this sentence be carried out?
This is the vain-hope stage for our victim. In principle, the crowd could voice disapproval of the sentence, the prisoner would be released, and within an hour he could be safe at home, with no worse consequences than the loss of a pair of shorts and a few hundred full-frontal photos of him on Tumblr sites. In practice, this has never happened: once the question's been put to the crowd, they shout their approval, breaking into chants like "CRU-cify! CRU-cify!", "Nail him! Nail him!", or just "Cross! Cross! Cross!"
The prisoner now knows: he's going to be tortured to death here, and these people want to see it happen. The executioner holds up his hand and the crowd falls silent. "Crucify him."
But there are issues to be resolved with the nailing, and we should save them for another post...