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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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windar
Teller of Tales
Evidence of the failure of the US education system
I think she knows EXACTLY what she is doing. And how do you know she's American?
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Depends on who is getting paid/has to pay/ for displaying?
Naraku
Draconarius
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
http://www.stuffmomnevertoldyou.com/blogs/best-of-the-worst-vintage-airline-ads-im-cheryl-fly-me.htm
Gibbs505
SERVORUM DOMITOR
What the hell, lets offend everyone!
On a group of beautiful desert islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people were suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man has killed the other for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily in a Ménage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strictly weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning house and cooking for them.
The two Englishmen are waiting for someone to introduce them to the Englishwoman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two Japanese men texted Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the Chinese woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn’t raining.
The two Irish men have divided the island into North and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they’re satisfied because at least the English aren’t having any fun!
On a group of beautiful desert islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people were suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man has killed the other for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily in a Ménage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strictly weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning house and cooking for them.
The two Englishmen are waiting for someone to introduce them to the Englishwoman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two Japanese men texted Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the Chinese woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn’t raining.
The two Irish men have divided the island into North and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they’re satisfied because at least the English aren’t having any fun!
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn’t raining...
I think you have the American part a bit off. Gunner and I will put up with some of her shit...
...but a (pair) of men have to know their limits...
Sorry, Barb, but Madiosi brought this up!!!
Take it up with him...
Tree
I think you have the American part a bit off. Gunner and I will put up with some of her shit...
...but a (pair) of men have to know their limits...
Sorry, Barb, but Madiosi brought this up!!!
Take it up with him...
Tree
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Personally I think this should be an Olympic Event...
But that's just me.
But that's just me.
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum
So Barb, is that what it feels like sometimes??
It shouldn't be such hard work, it should be fun!
Just embrace it.
No demerits. Caught me in a good mood. But close!
