Naraku
Draconarius
Got this one from my mother, who got it from an Aussie friend:
A store that sells new husbands has opened. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
"You may visit this store only once! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building."
So, a woman goes to The Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
Floor One - These Men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues on to the next floor, where the sign reads:
Floor Two - These Men Have Jobs and Love kids.
"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So, she continues upward. The third floor signs reads:
Floor Three - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids and Are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow!" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor Four - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor Five - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-dead Good Looking, Help With Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor where the sign reads:
Floor Six - You are the 31,456,012 visitor to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exist solely to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store.
To avoid charges of gender bias, the store's owners opened a New Wives Store across the street.
The first floor has wives who love sex.
The second floor has wives who love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, forth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
A store that sells new husbands has opened. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
"You may visit this store only once! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building."
So, a woman goes to The Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
Floor One - These Men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues on to the next floor, where the sign reads:
Floor Two - These Men Have Jobs and Love kids.
"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So, she continues upward. The third floor signs reads:
Floor Three - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids and Are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow!" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor Four - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor Five - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-dead Good Looking, Help With Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor where the sign reads:
Floor Six - You are the 31,456,012 visitor to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exist solely to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store.
To avoid charges of gender bias, the store's owners opened a New Wives Store across the street.
The first floor has wives who love sex.
The second floor has wives who love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, forth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
