windar
Teller of Tales
The name is a syllable switch on a famous British scientist. As for heels and bra, nahh. Not in the woods anyway. Walking over tree roots in heels seems like a big problem.
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The Re-education Of Barbara Moore
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The name is a syllable switch on a famous British scientist. As for heels and bra, nahh. Not in the woods anyway. Walking over tree roots in heels seems like a big problem.
Quite right, like me you trip barefoot through the Forest.
And take all your clothes off while you press wild flowers.
You only put on women's clothing when you hang around in bars
I spotted a Dolcett-style barbecue at the end of that Python clip -
well, not very Dolcett, the long pig was wearing a city suit,
and the spit being turned by old ladies.
You never know what's coming in Monty Python -
even the Spanish Inquisition
Boccaccio
Governor
Walking barefoot through the forest sounds like a Silly Walk to me.
Mr. Anchovy, Chartered Accountant
A happy ending!And by 'breaking the fourth wall'. Thanks for the story, Windar!.
Barb will have to face a culture shock anyway!
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
When I'm calling you
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
Will you answer too?
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
That means I offer my life to you to be my own
If you refuse me I will be blue, waiting all alone
But if when you hear my love call ringing clear
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
And I hear your answering echo so dear
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
Oh Shit! Just Crucify me!
windar
Teller of Tales
I'll get the nails, you bring the hammer. I'll even forego the preliminary flogging to shut her up quickly. Or we could just shoot her.And fast!
We can't cope with too much of that!
We should crucify her, then, if she's still making that awful noise, we could shoot her at that pointI'll get the nails, you bring the hammer. I'll even forego the preliminary flogging to shut her up quickly. Or we could just shoot her.
I'll get the nails, you bring the hammer. I'll even forego the preliminary flogging to shut her up quickly. Or we could just shoot her.
We should crucify her, then, if she's still making that awful noise, we could shoot her at that point
Geeze ... give a girl a break!
windar
Teller of Tales
I like the way you think, Wragg. You deserve to have your name in red. But now we poor orange peasants may have to overthrow you.We should crucify her, then, if she's still making that awful noise, we could shoot her at that point
Less than five hours in and already I face rebellion....
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Less than five hours in and already I face rebellion....
Get used to it! There is one certainty : It's lonely at the top!
Geeze ... give a girl a break!
No! There are two certainties : the other one is 'demerits from Barb'. Even at the top!
Get used to it! There is one certainty : It's lonely at the top!
No! There are two certainties : the other one is 'demerits from Barb'. Even at the top!
Ah, but now I have the power to edit out the demerits. MUAHAHA!
I did that in a previous 'slave rebellion'... She still comes back...We should crucify her, then, if she's still making that awful noise, we could shoot her at that point
windar
Teller of Tales
We'll see if it improves after one month. Often it only gets worseLess than five hours in and already I face rebellion....
Crux Chronicles reports record low approval ratings for new overlords.She has the power to edit them back in though
Ah, but now I have the power to edit out the demerits. MUAHAHA!
That doesn't affect the count.
I am irrepressible
windar
Teller of Tales
I am irrepressible
That's why I keep you alive at the end of stories. It isn't worth the effort to kill you off. At least if you're alive people know to keep an eye out for you.
I've listened to her sign from the cross and she really isn't bad...View attachment 465711 Just for the record ... I have been told I sing beautifully