Wtf And Oddities

[Barbaria1]

What are you talking about? I have made Barb toe the line since I came here. I tell her to jump and she asks, :"How high, Sir?"

Not even Trump tells whoppers like that!!!!

 

[malins]

Barb's and malins' minds appear to be on fingering...

Flutes are decent

playing them remotely decently, ought to include at the least coordinated use of fingers, lips, tongue and airflow?

That's so gross

A kind of biofeedback mechanism for perineal exercises?

 

[windar]

Not even Trump tells whoppers like that!!!!

I got just the reaction I expected

 

[Barbaria1]

I got just the reaction I expected

You mean "deserved"

 

[RacingRodent]

What are you talking about? I have made Barb toe the line since I came here. I tell her to jump and she asks, :"How high, Sir?"

Governor Windar liked saying things like that to Rebel Leader Barb, waking up from the resulting concussion always was a rewarding view

 

[Wragg]

There may be some confusion.
View attachment 481779 Flutes are decent and politically correct.
View attachment 481780 Cigars are not.

Where DO you find these things, Repertor?

 

[Deleted member jedakk]

There was the old English tradition of 'beating the bounds',
when the kids were taken around the boundary of the parish
and beaten at each boundary mark, so they'd remember where it was.
Like Melissa's Whipping Sunday.

We should probably institute that here in the US, but I don't think the liberals would ever go for it.

 

[Repertor]

Shhhhhhhh .... he doesn't know that

Windar wrapped:
Finger
Arms
Neck
Ears

playing them remotely decently, ought to include at the least coordinated use of fingers, lips, tongue and airflow?

Those are the minimum requirements for Repertor's Cacaphony.

Where DO you find these things, Repertor?

There are shops for everything

 

[Jollyrei]

She famously said: 'Zaphod Beeblebrox is the best bang since the big one...'

You know, this actually exists in Ottawa.
It's a club - live music of the alt-punk type.

 

[Marcius]

 

[Jollyrei]

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Excited by the "Great Leap Forward" are they?

 

[Wragg]

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You know, this actually exists in Ottawa.
View attachment 481844 It's a club - live music of the alt-punk type.

You could describe Zaphod as a true alt-punk type.

 

[Marcius]

Excited by the "Great Leap Forward" are they?

No doubt!

 

[Jollyrei]

No doubt!

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You know, world communism would have caught on so much better with those sorts of uniforms.

 

[Wragg]

You know, world communism would have caught on so much better with those sorts of uniforms.

There's still time, Comrade....

 

[windar]

There's still time, Comrade....

There's always North Korea

 

[Wragg]

There's always North Korea

Oh, I do love a girl in uniform!

Just not quite as much as I love a girl out of uniform...

 

[Eulalia]

We should probably institute that here in the US, but I don't think the liberals would ever go for it.

Cheaper than building a wall along the boundary

 

[windar]

Oh, I do love a girl in uniform!

Just not quite as much as I love a girl out of uniform...

Just remember, Kim Jung Un has first dibs on any of them. Hmm, there could be a story there...Will I get in trouble if I make fun of him or does that only apply to someone else?

 

[Wragg]

Just remember, Kim Jung Un has first dibs on any of them. Hmm, there could be a story there...Will I get in trouble if I make fun of him or does that only apply to someone else?

I think I'd be inclined to give that gentleman a wide berth, if I were you