Guy or girl Hiliary??? I am not going to knock on your door but have been burned badly by someone posing as friend...
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as the saying goes 'Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal intention'!!!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Here tthat would be : "Being crucified is a vertical expression of horizontal intentions?."
Here tthat would be : "Being crucified is a vertical expression of horizontal intentions?."
I'll buy that one
Haven't I told you about my erotic encounters with slugs?Perhaps less so when she's dating slugs...
Two things I've discovered -
they like to hide in one's furry bits,
and they do graze - very gently and not unpleasantly - on one's skin.
So now you know. Enjoy your slugs!
One person's enjoyment is another's horrorHaven't I told you about my erotic encounters with slugs?
Two things I've discovered -
they like to hide in one's furry bits,
and they do graze - very gently and not unpleasantly - on one's skin.
So now you know. Enjoy your slugs!
Haven't I told you about my erotic encounters with slugs?
Two things I've discovered -
they like to hide in one's furry bits,
and they do graze - very gently and not unpleasantly - on one's skin.
So now you know. Enjoy your slugs!
No... you hadn't told me about that...
malins
Stumbling Seeker
Hmmm I've had fish nibble me but not slugs grazing
-- I would assume a ... 'ginormous slug' would also have a scaled-up radula and I'd prefer not to feel that...
LittleSiss
Sorceress
Haven't I told you about my erotic encounters with slugs?
Two things I've discovered -
they like to hide in one's furry bits,
and they do graze - very gently and not unpleasantly - on one's skin.
So now you know. Enjoy your slugs!
Eeeeewwwww!
What about a rodent close to your private bits?
cruxlover
Tribune
Dire warning for the Crux-loving young ladies:-
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-20-undergoes-surgery-remove-10694750
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-20-undergoes-surgery-remove-10694750
A good warning and a opportunity for a 'plug' for Nailus Martyrs-
Ladies (and I suppose some gentlemen), don't put yourself in this embarrassing and potentially dangerous situation. NM carries a full line of anal toys including the 'Pony Tail' that is guaranteed to be removed by pulling on the tail!
There is the "Racing Rodent" that (depending on size) will take up to six 'D' cell batteries in the vaginal insert that power the 'Devil's Tail' anal probe and the clit tickler!
Tried that too, with a friend's pet rats. A bit scary, they were "interested"
but didn't bite. Tickly though!
A loathometer is a useful piece of kit when reading stories on here. Mine sometimes goes off the scale but the ever-reliable @Repertor is always on hand to fix it.
You, too, can have a loathometer. Just follow this simple circuit diagram.
View attachment 510593
Any questions, just ask Rep
Or you can purchase a used one at a discount from Nailus Martyrs. See their summer sale catalogue.
Or you can purchase a used one at a discount from Nailus Martyrs. See their summer sale catalogue.
A common cause of breakdown is Barb escaping from her collar.
If you can't get a second hand loathometer from NM they are a reliable source of stronger collars.