Praefectus Praetorio
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Enough Kraut already! Speak English!Wissenschaft run amok
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Revenge of the Pulps
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The Nazis had someone in mind (in more ways than one)
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Hey you don't fool me. That's not German! Is it Norwegian?
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I temporarily wave the political restrictions on this Thread. Hilarious!!!!he Nazis had someone in mind (in more ways than one)
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I seem to remember that from a Three stooges episodeDummkopf
connoisseurs
Senator
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What's that damn duck laughing at? Just two words - Duck Tape!
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The Agent, The Girl, and the Fidelistas final Chapter has been posted. Afterword to follow shortly
Shameless plug!
Shameless plug!
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In honor of the completion of The Agent, what I find as the sexiest Cuban pulp, in Collectors Edition quality Man's Story, June 1964 :
Saving the best (the artwork) for last.
"Exposé: Fantastic Sex Revolution of the American Wife" Man's Story at this time was moving upscale, more cosmopolitan, and what would demonstrate that better than using an accent mark! Wow! Right on the front of a magazine in the rack in the back of the of the Tobacco and Men's Products store in Menomonie, Minn.? Translation: Other men are getting kinkier things from their wives, try these (clinically described) things with yours. (#1 suggestion, oral sex -BJ!)
"Weekends Are For Lust - Confessions of an Uninhibited Coed" 197th installment of our, 'The teens are fucking' investigative report. Question for our members who were (are?) uninhibited coeds, Did you really study during the week? Or was (is) lust there all the time? Confession Time!
"I Discovered Hitler's SUPER SECRET SIN GIRL CA5STLE" In defense ofMein The Führer, Hitler was rather prudish. I don't think it was his Girl Castle. Probably belonged the MOT (hint; look at the 85% of cover with a certain Ministry referenced. OK for the men here, Ministry of Terror, but this is the last time I type is out for you!)
"Self Test: How Really Virile are You" Step 1, take this magazine into the bathroom. Step 2, lock the door, Step 3, you know the drill, Step 4, you are a superstud guy!
And at last we are brought to the artwork and its blurb, "Squirm in Hell, My Lovely Muchacha!" one of the rare blurbs with its own exclamation.
Look closely at the muchacha (girl, either affectionate or young; doubt affectionate is meant here[!])...Yes, Ok, I'm back now, had to take a test.
The revealing underwear, the lacy bra, the fabulous blue pumps (complementing the chair), great figure, bound arms, natural and erotic pose, cute belly, red lips, look of terror, glowing red cigar approach cheek, I could go on and on, but then I would need to take another test!
Of Course, a big Russian Flag to remind us the Commies are evil and pretty authentic 26 Julio uniforms.
The artist, Norm Eastman, was one of the best of the genre. He went to great effort here and it shows.
And, to my humble taste, it is one of the sexiest and best!
Saving the best (the artwork) for last.
"Exposé: Fantastic Sex Revolution of the American Wife" Man's Story at this time was moving upscale, more cosmopolitan, and what would demonstrate that better than using an accent mark! Wow! Right on the front of a magazine in the rack in the back of the of the Tobacco and Men's Products store in Menomonie, Minn.? Translation: Other men are getting kinkier things from their wives, try these (clinically described) things with yours. (#1 suggestion, oral sex -BJ!)
"Weekends Are For Lust - Confessions of an Uninhibited Coed" 197th installment of our, 'The teens are fucking' investigative report. Question for our members who were (are?) uninhibited coeds, Did you really study during the week? Or was (is) lust there all the time? Confession Time!
"I Discovered Hitler's SUPER SECRET SIN GIRL CA5STLE" In defense of
"Self Test: How Really Virile are You" Step 1, take this magazine into the bathroom. Step 2, lock the door, Step 3, you know the drill, Step 4, you are a superstud guy!
And at last we are brought to the artwork and its blurb, "Squirm in Hell, My Lovely Muchacha!" one of the rare blurbs with its own exclamation.
Look closely at the muchacha (girl, either affectionate or young; doubt affectionate is meant here[!])...Yes, Ok, I'm back now, had to take a test.
The revealing underwear, the lacy bra, the fabulous blue pumps (complementing the chair), great figure, bound arms, natural and erotic pose, cute belly, red lips, look of terror, glowing red cigar approach cheek, I could go on and on, but then I would need to take another test!
Of Course, a big Russian Flag to remind us the Commies are evil and pretty authentic 26 Julio uniforms.
The artist, Norm Eastman, was one of the best of the genre. He went to great effort here and it shows.
And, to my humble taste, it is one of the sexiest and best!
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Hurricane Watch
Pulpers, your fearless leader (please avoid using Führer, it goes to my head!) is fearful today as a Cat 5 hurricane, described as possibly the most destructive of the decade, is heading straight for my near-the-beach lair. Will I ride it out at great person risk to continue posting this vital service?
Or will I turn and run like a craven dog and possibly lose internet connection?
Stay tuned, but be prepared for some time without your daily dose of pulp!
Pulpers, your fearless leader (please avoid using Führer, it goes to my head!) is fearful today as a Cat 5 hurricane, described as possibly the most destructive of the decade, is heading straight for my near-the-beach lair. Will I ride it out at great person risk to continue posting this vital service?
Or will I turn and run like a craven dog and possibly lose internet connection?
Stay tuned, but be prepared for some time without your daily dose of pulp!
connoisseurs
Senator
This is a perfect example for the term "Globalisation". I´m sitting high and dry and could be hit by the effects of a hurricane thousand of miles away.
For the next few days I will be very content living in a apartmenthouse in the city. But I´m sure envy will come back shortly.
Good luck for all who are affected by Florence or Isaak.
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Never fear! At great personal danger, I will do whatever I can to keep up the glory of Pulpdom!
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Defying Florence (wasn't that a Dominatrix I had a bad experience with in ‘78(???)) I will still post
Today a slightly different and older form of the genre (love using that word, it makes me seem so dang edjucated!) Exotic Adventures.
We are promised a tour of “The South American Strip-Tease Mill”. Remember, many of the WWII vets worked in mills, often hot dirty and sweaty. The idea of a strip-tease mill (also hot dirty and sweaty, but in a good way) made them look to make a job change! BTW, for those on the distaff side (anyone know what that means?), there is no way you can conceive the strength of feeling and incipient arousal the words “strip-tease” have for the average male of my generation! Even more exciting than “free beer on the house!”
“The sexiest girl in Japan” - who (among the men and the women) wouldn’t want to meet her?
“France’s Nude Model Ball” Nude? Model? Ball?? Three for three! France added one half.
“Special: The Sex Orgies of Sarawak” Don’t know where Sarawak is (near Minnetonka?), but it sounds worth a visit.
I find the artwork rather good and very sexy. The model’s face especially dates it to an earlier era which I usually find less erotic. But the very artistic way in which, the dark-skinned villain of indeterminate religious faith, has mostly removed her torn blouse (beautiful words!) baring (another beautiful word) a very trim tummy and almost nude magnificent ta-ta’s is very arousing.
Today a slightly different and older form of the genre (love using that word, it makes me seem so dang edjucated!) Exotic Adventures.
We are promised a tour of “The South American Strip-Tease Mill”. Remember, many of the WWII vets worked in mills, often hot dirty and sweaty. The idea of a strip-tease mill (also hot dirty and sweaty, but in a good way) made them look to make a job change! BTW, for those on the distaff side (anyone know what that means?), there is no way you can conceive the strength of feeling and incipient arousal the words “strip-tease” have for the average male of my generation! Even more exciting than “free beer on the house!”
“The sexiest girl in Japan” - who (among the men and the women) wouldn’t want to meet her?
“France’s Nude Model Ball” Nude? Model? Ball?? Three for three! France added one half.
“Special: The Sex Orgies of Sarawak” Don’t know where Sarawak is (near Minnetonka?), but it sounds worth a visit.
I find the artwork rather good and very sexy. The model’s face especially dates it to an earlier era which I usually find less erotic. But the very artistic way in which, the dark-skinned villain of indeterminate religious faith, has mostly removed her torn blouse (beautiful words!) baring (another beautiful word) a very trim tummy and almost nude magnificent ta-ta’s is very arousing.
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R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
And don't forget the circus knife thrower thrown in (chuckle) for comic relief or possible heroism.
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Au contraire! (does my French make me sexy, Barb?) There are a nice selection of redheads.Someone tell me why the women on these pulp covers are almost always blond or brunette?
But blonds do seem to have the most fun.
I meant to say blonds or redheads ... must have had a brunette moment when I made that post
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Why would they want to include brunettes?I meant to say blonds or redheads ... must have had a brunette moment when I made that post