All-new Pictures Of Crucified Women!! (mp5's Crux Thread & Day Spa)

[Alisha..Executed]

PLEASE !!!! STOP TELLING ME DAD JOKES ...PLEASE STOP!!!!! THEY'RE TERRIBLE!!!!

 

[Alisha..Executed]

I'VE NEVER SEEN BABYLON 5 !!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT A VORLON IS !!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ON ABOUT!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!!

(Update: @Apostate restored this previously deleted post because he's a B5 fan, knows what a Vorlon is, and found this incredibly funny. )

 

[Alisha..Executed]

OOOH NOOOO!!! YOUR TALKING ABOUT TRAINS NOW!!!!!
HELP!!!!! SOMEBODY KILL MEEE!!!!
I'VE BEEN CRUCIFIED BY A GROUP OF TRAIN SPOTTERS!!!!!!!!
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frank Petrexa]

After plowing through reading all this shit learned discourse, I feel ready to take the final exam for my DDiv degree from CFU.
Who gives out the diplomas, anyway? I’d imagine Eulalia.

I'm surprised you are interested, since we don't charge anything. That means it can't be much good. Transparency is the enemy of any kind of religion.

 

[captivecuties]

I'VE NEVER SEEN BABYLON 5 !!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT A VORLON IS !!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ON ABOUT!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!!View attachment 1396225

(Update: @Apostate restored this previously deleted post because he's a B5 fan, knows what a Vorlon is, and found this incredibly funny. )

Oh in Valen’s name!
Stop!

 

[robn13]

Just one more ?, how do I apply to CFU?!

 

[poem21045]

Just one more ?, how do I apply to CFU?!

Well, it’s very exclusive and very expensive, $35,000 per year.

However, I can help. Just wire me $20,000 and I’ll get you accepted. And you’ll save $15,000!

 

[robn13]

So I wired 20K!
???!!!

 

[robn13]

Uhhh, MP5, Dex was GREAT! (OMG! That foot nailing! SPLAYED!!! )
Now....

 

[Baron Von Sade]

OOOH NOOOO!!! YOUR TALKING ABOUT TRAINS NOW!!!!!
HELP!!!!! SOMEBODY KILL MEEE!!!!
I'VE BEEN CRUCIFIED BY A GROUP OF TRAIN SPOTTERS!!!!!!!!
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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You have no idea how accurate this is

 

[mp5stab]

You have no idea how accurate this is

Power move to resurrect this thread to whine about trainspotters hahah

Don’t you worry, we stay mostly on topic in this thread.

 

[Lordhellkai]

Uhhh, MP5, Dex was GREAT! (OMG! That foot nailing! SPLAYED!!! )
Now....

I think I make a good Crux victim, er, participat don't you?

 

[mp5stab]

I think I make a good Crux victim, er, participat don't you?

Up there, you are a queen!

 

[Apostate]

Up there, you are a queen!

She definitely has the right attitude.

 

[paolo andrei]

Oh! In 70 CE the Romans destroyed Jerusalem and the Second Temple. Many Jewish, Samaritan, Indumean, Arab...anyone really, could end up on a cross at that time. And I often fantasized about being captured by the Romans as a Jewish rebel woman, raped, scourged, then crucified

As a Roma, i would have LOVED to do that to you

 

[robn13]

As a Roma, i would have LOVED to do that to you

Sorry, NO, I would vehemently resist such an undertaking!
See, I'm IN LOVE!

 

[Baron Von Sade]

Power move to resurrect this thread to whine about trainspotters hahah

Don’t you worry, we stay mostly on topic in this thread.

The thread must stay in people's minds for when you start posting again.

 

[mp5stab]

Well it’s gonna be a busy year for me. I’ll see.

 

[robn13]

Well it’s gonna be a busy year for me. I’ll see.

Yeah?
And?
So?
Stop whining and produce!

 

[Apostate]

Yeah?
And?
So?
Stop whining and produce!

@robn13, as a talent-free crux art consumer of decades standing I have a policy to NEVER hassle the artists who feed my kinks for free.