...would you prefer to retire to the bedroom instead of this hostile relationship???View attachment 239395 Damn right. And one of these days we will meet in court and I will trounce you good.
View attachment 239434 dunno that there is anyone on your side though Barb.
Well Barb, if nails are banned then hammers might be too. Phewww she says not listening to what comes next...just like she never reads that fine print.....
View attachment 239413 Pp has just done his conference centre induction and reckons there is no restriction on 6 inch coach bolts and a cordless drill. Doubt they meet Licenced practitioner's rules but an option if the bloody lawyers stick their noses in.
awwww. tsk, tsk, tsk. No rules Barb.View attachment 239435 I've heard that justice is blind, but this is ridiculous. I thought lawyers got to wear clothes
Memo to the ladies... Stay away from down under!!!View attachment 239463 Pp knows. He is a professional with the whip but a bloody bush carpenter when it comes to crucifixion. He would be happier with his fencing pliers, some 8 gauge wire and a Cobb 'n Co hitch.
Memo to the ladies... Stay away from down under!!!
Tree
may I act as judge?Damn right. And one of these days we will meet in court and I will trounce you good.
I think you'd almost have to. You have my full support. I think the death penalty is probably appropriate.may I act as judge?
think more in nails and hammersI think you'd almost have to. You have my full support. I think the death penalty is probably appropriate.
may I act as judge?
That sounds a bit like trying to influence the judiciary process. I wouldn't stand for that, Admi. Certainly not without appropriate compensation.View attachment 239593 Only if you promise toorderinvite counsel to your private chambers for a little Dutch brew, and if you promise to be lenient with a novice counselor as she trounces Tree in your courtroom, and above all if you promise not to charge her with contempt of court and have her crucified after the trial.
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I know a dirty little secret ... Wragg is here without a proper visa ... now that Congress has messed with immigration reform, he will soon be deported back to Blighty.
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If you need, Tree, Messa can interfere to discreetly get rid of Wragg ...
He will not refuse an invitation to a hotel and while we will make love, a little syringe could clear up the problem ...
It will appear like a heart attack , viewed his age ...
Primus brutally whips Roxie for thirty minutes. Roxie’s sweat sprays over Barb’s crucified body. When he finishes with her Roxie needed to be carried off the stage. Shortly after Roxie is taken away Barb is finally given water after she has hanged crucified for more than seven hours but is still denied the sexual release she so needs. Behind her the sun is setting and heating the corrugated steel behind her. Combined with the blazing lights and her writhing on the cross she sweats profusely. As she struggles on her cross the bun holding her hair up begins to loosen.
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How much more can I take I wonder…
Tree
At least I was only sprayed with Roxie's sweat ... could have been worse. Hey, look at the bright side, only 5 hours to go. Never knew I could sweat so much though ... my skin is covered in a sheen of sweat, more streams down from my brow and runs down my body in little rivulets. Glad this is indoors. All I need now would be flies and mosquitoes.
... All I need now would be flies and mosquitoes.