El Coyote Magistrate, WOW, Sentence me to the ducking stool
for saying i have a headache in bed every night and leaving my
husband frustrated, nearest deep pond or lake, advertise it,
then in front of people i know strip me naked, and secure me
in the ducking stool. swing me out over the water, and leave me
on display for thirty minutes, photographed, ogled by horny men
insults shouted at me by women, totally humiliated, and then ducked
continuously for thirty minutes fully submerged every time. Oh and
find the dirtiest lake or pond with contaminated water, that will teach me.