Now This Just Isn't Funny

[sympazero2]

Today's attempt to impart a giggle or two:
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"Oh, Roger, you do make my head spin!"
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[malins]

Today's attempt to impart a giggle or two:
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"Oh, Roger, you do make my head spin!"
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Proof that Tinder has destroyed romance!

 

[foggybottom]

Always remember when around water stairways and boat ramps are going to be slimy.
View attachment Guy slides into water.mp4

 

[sympazero2]

Love That Louvre!

The Paris Museums, bless 'em, have put 100,000
unrestricted paintings on line so we can still visit
Les Musées from the comfort (and safety) of our armchairs.

https://kottke.org/20/01/paris-museums-put-100000-images-online-for-unrestricted-public-use

100,000! Something for everyone!
I'm looking for my personal favourite:
"Nude Dogs descending a Staircase to Play Poker in the Garden at Giverny"
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[Praefectus Praetorio]

Two ones for @Barbaria1
Take care with that new fashion accessory:

Nice idea Barb, but I bet you can't go a week!

 

[malins]

Harbinger of the apocalypse

View attachment Man in a biohazard suit riding a unicycle playing flaming bagpipes.mp4

 

[connoisseurs]

A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased by a cheetah. The wife told the husband, "If the antelope survives this, I'll give you a blow job every day for the rest of your life.."
Watch to the end.
View attachment Kevin Piper - A true story. A couple on an African... _ Facebook(1).mp4

 

[foggybottom]

Maybe this is funny, she says "Am I not beautiful?"

View attachment Am I not beautiful... make a good video' PLOP ...mp4

 

[phlebas]

If you don't laugh, you cry.

Attempt at linguistic humour



(actually yesterday at my local supermarket here in Australia you couldn't get sausages, except a few packs of chicken and some cheeseburger flavoured beef)

 

[cruxlover]

Found this and liked it, title said "Oh fuck, I thought this looked cool!"

 

[Loxuru]

If you don't laugh, you cry.

Attempt at linguistic humour

Another one in the series "Wir schaffen das!"

 

[malins]

Survivor spirit ...

 

[old slave]

Love & Marriage

A woman was telling her friend, “I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" Asked the friend. "A
multi-millionaire," the woman replied.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying
for it."

Husband: “Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?” Wife: “I'm
looking for the small print.”

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you." the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in
love and didn't notice it."

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am,
I married the wrong man."

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

 

[old slave]

Modern times

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Another Episode of Great Roadside Attractions in the US (off limits now to everyone)
Stonehenge

Runnerup for the best,

Foamhenge Virginia
My Favorite

Carhenge Nebraska!

 

[bellesouth]

Ah - but what isn't widely known is the British Stonehenge was in fact due to be the first Hilton hotel. They managed to construct the door frames and lintels before funds ran out.

 

[Silent_Water]

During the last days, humour in Germany becomes sicker and sicker:

New status symbols:


Wash your hands at least 20 times a day:


As you may know, in German, "buying in order to hoard" or "panic-buy" is the word "Hamsterkauf" derived from "hamster" and there are now lots of jokes like this one:

"Many people told me, I should do a Hamsterkauf. I panicked and have bought now as a precaution 100 of them ... and what do I now with them?"
???

 

[Loxuru]

"Many people told me, I should do a Hamsterkauf. I panicked and have bought now as a precaution 100 of them ... and what do I now with them?"

Oh boy, we have only one rodent on CF, you got hundred now!

First advice : keep your cameras in locked inside the closets!

Perhaps in Hameln, there is an expert who could help you!

 

[Silent_Water]

I think, I found a solution: There are so many school kids right now without any occupation ... I sell 99 hamsters to them and most of them like these hamsters like the humans like the Tribbles in the 22nd century ... could become tough for the mothers but as Germans say: "Da muss man durch!" (= You got to get through!)

There were rumours about that guy from Hameln during the last 100 years: He is said to be no more in Germany but to have made a career in Hollywood as "Peter Pan", whatever this might mean ...

 

[Eulalia]

My childhood experience of hamsters taught me, if you want a hundred, you only need a pair, you'll soon hit 3 digits!