I fear, with him as law attorney, my case will go more wrong...And then they assign you Tree as a defence attorney
I fear, with him as law attorney, my case will go more wrong...And then they assign you Tree as a defence attorney
I fear, with him as law attorney, my case will go more wrong...
Surely in any decent society the job of a defence lawyer is not to prove innocence but to merely mitigate the sentence.
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PS - I do jest ............ I think.
. by other means ... whatever is left.
It's a unique balance sheet! And everyone client will it made remarkabler.I take it you are not aware of Attorney Tree’s won lost record. Defendants acquitted 0 .... found guilty 174 ... sentenced to death by crucifixion 123 ... by hanging 48 ... by other means ... whatever is left.
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I have absolutely no idea of the authenticity of this story, but it made me smile, so I hope, regardless of your politics, that it does for you.
Judy Wallman Trump, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree.
She discovered that President Donald Trump's great, great uncle, Remus Trump, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and President Trump share this common ancestor.
The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory. On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: Remus Trump, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.
So Judy recently e-mailed the President for information about their great, great uncle, Remus. Believe it or not, President Trump's staff sent this response back:
Remus Trump was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.
A crook "by any other name" ....
No need to apologise. I quite liked the one with the Rotarians.Some more one liners, mostly donated by Ted (aka husband) -
A letter from a worried patient –
Sir. I have to visit the dentist for an extraction. Not caring for anaesthetics, will it help if I put myself into an hypnotic trance?
Editorial reply – Most certainly. It is the best way to transcend dental medication.
“I say Watson – let’s open an exhibition!”
“An exhibition? Ideal Holmes.”
Have you heard about the insurance agent who claimed his biggest successes were with young housewives who weren’t adequately covered?
Do you play dirty records on a pornograph? Yes, but not too lewdly.
Have you heard about the Sultan who arrived home unexpectedly causing his wife to let out a terrified sheik?
There was this little boy who asked his Mother how lions made love. “I don’t know dear,” she replied. “Most of your Father’s friends are Rotarians.”
Apologies for the age of some of the above. I would get out more but it's a bit difficult when nailed to a cross.
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