Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Barbaria1]

At the Tree estate employees are 'idiots'... of course I never call them that...

flunkies?

 

[Naraku]

Accurate except that Home Depot insists its employees are “associates” rather than reps.

And, to be fair, I have had generally good experiences with Home Depot associates.
I just felt that the name was more recognizable than Lowe's.

 

[Barbaria1]

And, to be fair, I have had generally good experiences with Home Depot associates.
I just felt that the name was more recognizable than Lowe's.

And as an avid DIYelfer, I must admit my experiences have been good too.

 

[Loxuru]

For non-Brits:
B&Q is a chain of DIY home improvement stores in the UK & Ireland.
Tannoy is a speaker system brand name that has now become a generic term.
Matt (usually spelled matte) is a type of paint

American translation:
"I'm not saying the staff at Home Depot are stupid, but I asked a rep a simple question and he got on the PA: 'Can a Matte White come to the checkout please? I have a customer looking for a Matte White.'"

This translation provided by the Naraku Cultural Translation Service.

No wonder why I missed that joke! Why do I just hear now, that the United Kingdom has Brexited the USA already since 1776?

 

[phlebas]

And, to be fair, I have had generally good experiences with Home Depot associates.
I just felt that the name was more recognizable than Lowe's.

Here in Oz Lowes is a chain of (mostly) men's clothing stores, famous for ads featuring both playing and retired footballers (they sell big men's sizes, among other things)
Not exactly haute couture

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Those magical moments of expecting!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Here in Oz Lowes is a chain of (mostly) men's clothing stores, famous for ads featuring both playing and retired footballers (they sell big men's sizes, among other things)
Not exactly haute couture

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Here in SC, Lowes is either hardware:

Or an upscale grocery

 

[connoisseurs]

And as an avid DIYelfer, I must admit my experiences have been good too.

I would love to see Barbs tight little when she works with the jackhammer

 

[Barbaria1]

jackhammer

Oh no you don’t! Gentle is better!

 

[Wragg]

Or an upscale grocery

That should keep Barb occupied for a while

 

[thehangingtree]

That should keep Barb occupied for a while

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I feel demerits are incoming!!!

 

[Madiosi]

I feel demerits are incoming!!!

I think, we must waiting for a (long) while.

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

 

[Barbaria1]

That should keep Barb occupied for a while

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I feel demerits are incoming!!!

I think, we must waiting for a (long) while.

 

[Madiosi]

What, why? I had right. You was occupied about eight hours.

 

[Wragg]

What, why? I had right. You was occupied about eight hours.

 

[connoisseurs]

It seems Facebook is a lot older than I thought.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Some girls need extra restraint!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

A frequent issue on this site:

 

[cruxlover]

At the Tree estate employees are 'idiots'... of course I never call them that...

They must be to work for you, after all they always come to a bad end.