Here is another form of execution.
A hot thirty year-old brunette finally showed up in court to deal with several parking tickets.
The judge had no patience for her.
"I am sentencing you to death," pronounced the judge.
"WHAT????" half-screamed, half-cried out the brunette as muscled court officers whisked her away.
The brunette was manhandled to the holding cells below, where two butch guards took custody of her. She was stripped naked, strip searched and then left chained to the cell ceiling, sobbing and whimpering.
Eventually the judge showed up.
"How do you like your sentence so far?" asked the judge.
"What????" responded the woman, "I thought you sentenced me to death."
"Oh, you'll die alright...from embarrassment."