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Wip - Women In Peril
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
When will I ever learn?
I think a very long and hard educational program with strict punishments for slacking off will help you. Need an instructor?
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
In the words of the Gipper, "there you go again!" Sign the contract and THEN you'll be taught how to read the fine print.I’d like to see the fine print on the contract first, please
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
You'll never learn
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
And the teaching process would be so much fun (for me!) I used to be a school teacher. But I never had a sexy and smart student like you in such need of harsh punishment!
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Offstage whisper: {Be still!, my beating heart! (and other parts that may be stirring!)}
I'll make sure you don't do it again! You naughty little girl!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Red stands for danger in railroad signalling. The traindriver will spot her from far and make an emergency stop! The worst possible idea to tie a redhead with red shoes on a railtrack.
"Shall we entertain her first about our heroism on the Eastern Front, that rewarded us all an Iron Cross, or shall we proceed immediately to a Blitzkrieg with her?"
"Shall we entertain her first about our heroism on the Eastern Front, that rewarded us all an Iron Cross, or shall we proceed immediately to a Blitzkrieg with her?"
Don’t you just love it when those Nazis talk dirty?
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
There is enough time for that in the trenches!Don’t you just love it when those Nazis talk dirty?
Why should they need to talk dirty? All they need to do is a little boasting about the penetrating capacity of their Sturmgeschütz. Their impeccable uniforms with their Infantry Assault Badges pinned on, will do the rest!
Jastrow
Imperator
Dorothy would opt for the cannibals every time!
Or you could do Cannibal-Nazis! That sounds like a sure-fire winner to me....
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Or just go straight to the all-time classic, "Weasels ripped my flesh," from pulp magazines, those with the scantily-clad women......shit, there I go again, bye
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Would not work! A lot of leading Nazi's were vegetarians!
Especially as the way she's tied she only needs to step over the rail, let the train run over the rope,The worst possible idea to tie a redhead with red shoes on a railtrack.
and she can retrieve her clothes and wait to jump on the next train!