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One of those competitions where you have to guess which one is your girlfriend? I've seen shows where women have tried to do the same with a man's cock. Better not get it wrong!

Everytime I think I might be a bit to kinky to be normal, I find something like this:
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That is the creepiest thing I've seen here for a long time. :confused::eek:
(apologies to any split tongue enthusiasts here)
 
It's a bit like the 'wheel-crucifixion' I invented for myself at the end of
'The Interrogation & Punishment Centre' story - I'm crucified on a large wheel
which can be spun to suit my Executioners' convenience and whims,
but not as high or as fast as that!
 
Scottish tower-houses always had the only entrance door on the first floor (2nd floor in US terms),
they were careful about who they let down the ladder for!

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55 years ago, I was a big fan of Disney comic books. There was an issue staring Scrooge McDuck that I remember well. He learns that he has inherited the family castle in Scotland; He is a Laird! He has to pay some large amount of back taxes (maybe £5,000 back in 1963) before he can get the key. He takes Donald and his nephews to Scotland and meets a solicitor in Edinburgh and pays the money to get the key. They are given directions and drive out to the castle. It is awesome! Something like this:
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They go to the door, but are told they are at the wrong place. The McDuck castle is down the road. Next there is this:
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Oh, sorry, mistake – that’s in Wisconsin!

So they get to the McDuck Castle and its like this:
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only half the size and in worse shape. Scrooge complains to the solicitor that it isn’t really a castle. But he replies that every Scot thinks his house is a castle!
 
Craigievar, Craignethan, and Gylen on Kerrera
(okay, I cheated, Craignethan was the only one I vaguely recognised)
Another sad dose of reality here on CF. Eulalia doesn't know every Scottish Castle on sight! What is the world coming to? Has Brexit already happened?
 
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