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Natasha Goes To The University Of The Virgin Martyrs
- Thread starter thehangingtree
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It's the Caribbean!!! You Brits think anything west of you is all the same place!!!
Tree
West?
Is the Caribbean near Europe?
Let's hope the Thunderbolt pilots have a similar sense of geography.....
You are on the British Isles, no???West?
No but I am west of you... No wonder we Yanks had to bail your asses out in WWII!!!Indeed I am, Sir!
Have you fallen off the edge of the world?
Oh, yes, that's right.....USS England
Hark! There goes another Yankee Tanker into "RAF" Mildenhall
Indeed I am, Sir!
Have you fallen off the edge of the world?
Oh, yes, that's right.....USS England
Hark! There goes another Yankee Tanker into "RAF" Mildenhall
I think I will steer clear of this one
http://www.navsource.org/archives/04/1122/040122.htm .indeed it is an english oneOh, yes, that's right.....USS England
Hark! There goes another Yankee Tanker into "RAF" Mildenhall
chicken!!!I think I will steer clear of this one
well, Wragg might prefer the scenic route
(I really did meet an Irishman in Delhi
who told me he was hitching from Dublin to London
going the long way round!)
Were youwell, Wragg might prefer the scenic route
(I really did meet an Irishman in Delhi
who told me he was hitching from Dublin to London
going the long way round!)
Tree
Tree has gone to bed worn out by the ceaseless travel. The fair and just Judge Admi is about to retire when the shadowy Prosecutor Rodent appears before him. Admi sighs and says “RR, I sorry, but the lawn darts are put away and for that matter Tree is not very good at the game and we have already buried the ‘targets’.”
“I am not here to play darts! I have filed charges against Barb and Siss!”
“Humor me; what are they?”
“’Conspiring to obstruct the punishment and rehabilitation of degenerate young women’ and ‘having illicit relationships with faculty of the UVM’” Prosecutor Rodent explains.
“With whom were these illicit relationships occurring” Judge Admi demands.
The rodent shakes head and replies “Barb and Siss”
“Then, damn it, crucify them!!!” Admi bellows.
“I believe we must try them first. Then you can find them guilty and sentence them” Rodent replies.
Tree
He is a stickler for details…
“I am not here to play darts! I have filed charges against Barb and Siss!”
“Humor me; what are they?”
“’Conspiring to obstruct the punishment and rehabilitation of degenerate young women’ and ‘having illicit relationships with faculty of the UVM’” Prosecutor Rodent explains.
“With whom were these illicit relationships occurring” Judge Admi demands.
The rodent shakes head and replies “Barb and Siss”
“Then, damn it, crucify them!!!” Admi bellows.
“I believe we must try them first. Then you can find them guilty and sentence them” Rodent replies.
Tree
He is a stickler for details…
“’Conspiring to obstruct the punishment and rehabilitation of degenerate young women’ and ‘having illicit relationships with faculty of the UVM’”
Oh give me a break...
Siss and I were too busy having a good time in bed ...
to "conspire" to do anything ....
oops....was that an incriminating statement re: charge #2?
Shit. Why don't I ever learn to keep my big mouth shut?
Oh give me a break...
Siss and I were too busy having a good time in bed ... to "conspire" to do anything .... oops....was that an incriminating statement re: charge #2?
Shit. Why don't I ever learn to keep my big mouth shut?
You do better reading fine print, Barb...“’Conspiring to obstruct the punishment and rehabilitation of degenerate young women’ and ‘having illicit relationships with faculty of the UVM’”
Oh give me a break...
View attachment 302163 Siss and I were too busy having a good time in bed ...
View attachment 302164 to "conspire" to do anything ....
oops....was that an incriminating statement re: charge #2?
Shit. Why don't I ever learn to keep my big mouth shut?
well of course if you travel from our islands to your land going east,
there are lots more slave-markets along the way
Siss and Barb seem to be in ‘hot water’…
…but before we get to their trial let us look into the proceedings involving Tash, Blaire, and Thessela. It is not a trial as the three women’s status is that of ‘slave’ until the end of the 2016 spring semester. The proceedings were held in the basement of the Hall of Corrections on the south side of the UVM’s quadrangle. The setting certainly was not designed to give the accused slaves any hope of fairness. Blaire and Thessela were placed in a holding cell to watch the proceeding against Tash while Tash was placed in the ‘witness stand’. She could not help but think she is screwed.
The hearing opened with the RR video of Tash kicking Jane Tree’s ass. The fair and just Judge Admi asked Tash if she had an explanation of her actions. Tash shrugged and said “I was trying to be playful.”
The judge turned to Jane Tree and said “Ponies are sometimes playful, Ms. Tree. Perhaps you could see…”
“With all due respect, Judge Admi, but I am emotionally scarred and have had the Madame Wu’s prescribed to me…
…and I still have to see a chiropractor for my pelvis since she assaulted me” Jane Tree testifies.
“I must demand this slave be assigned the absolute discipline!”
The judge turns to the court-appointed defense attorney. Thaddeus H. Tree was unavailable as he was working on contracts with for a Dutch slave trading agency so T. ‘Homeboy’ árbol had been recruited to substitute. He ponders the situation then lightsan Acapulco Gold blunt a small cigar and says “If I may review the situation, most Horny Admi, this girl is being tried because she got nine months of detention for five fucking demerits and while she was there she kicked that bitch’s ass one time? Damn, remind me if I ever claim any of my daughters as mine remind me never to send them to that school! It’s more fucked up than the ones I got thrown out of.”
“All I can say is she has a better chance shooting craps against me with me using my dice” Homeboy says as he fishes five dice from his pocket, tosses them on the defense table, and all five come up as sixes. He looks to Tash and says “Sorry, baby, but you are fucked. Hey, most Horniness Admi, go ahead and ‘throw the book’ at her; you were going to anyway, white boy.”
“ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND” Tash screams.
“Chill, bitch, what are they going to do to you- maybe 10 years and out in five with good behavior?”
Judge Admi raps his gavel and announces “Natasha, I sentence you, Blaire, and Thessela to death by crucifixion!”
Blaire knew what was coming but Thessela did not. Blaire tried to comfort her saying “You are a slave. You have no choice.”
T. ‘Homeboy’ árbol slaps his forehead and says “Damn, I didn’t see that coming.”
Tree
...as 'Homeboy' left the chamber Jane Tree passed him her business card and whispered 'call me'...
…but before we get to their trial let us look into the proceedings involving Tash, Blaire, and Thessela. It is not a trial as the three women’s status is that of ‘slave’ until the end of the 2016 spring semester. The proceedings were held in the basement of the Hall of Corrections on the south side of the UVM’s quadrangle. The setting certainly was not designed to give the accused slaves any hope of fairness. Blaire and Thessela were placed in a holding cell to watch the proceeding against Tash while Tash was placed in the ‘witness stand’. She could not help but think she is screwed.
The hearing opened with the RR video of Tash kicking Jane Tree’s ass. The fair and just Judge Admi asked Tash if she had an explanation of her actions. Tash shrugged and said “I was trying to be playful.”
The judge turned to Jane Tree and said “Ponies are sometimes playful, Ms. Tree. Perhaps you could see…”
“With all due respect, Judge Admi, but I am emotionally scarred and have had the Madame Wu’s prescribed to me…
…and I still have to see a chiropractor for my pelvis since she assaulted me” Jane Tree testifies.
“I must demand this slave be assigned the absolute discipline!”
The judge turns to the court-appointed defense attorney. Thaddeus H. Tree was unavailable as he was working on contracts with for a Dutch slave trading agency so T. ‘Homeboy’ árbol had been recruited to substitute. He ponders the situation then lights
“All I can say is she has a better chance shooting craps against me with me using my dice” Homeboy says as he fishes five dice from his pocket, tosses them on the defense table, and all five come up as sixes. He looks to Tash and says “Sorry, baby, but you are fucked. Hey, most Horniness Admi, go ahead and ‘throw the book’ at her; you were going to anyway, white boy.”
“ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND” Tash screams.
“Chill, bitch, what are they going to do to you- maybe 10 years and out in five with good behavior?”
Judge Admi raps his gavel and announces “Natasha, I sentence you, Blaire, and Thessela to death by crucifixion!”
Blaire knew what was coming but Thessela did not. Blaire tried to comfort her saying “You are a slave. You have no choice.”
T. ‘Homeboy’ árbol slaps his forehead and says “Damn, I didn’t see that coming.”
Tree
...as 'Homeboy' left the chamber Jane Tree passed him her business card and whispered 'call me'...
This vote assumes guilt is not presumed...Don't we ever have trial by jury on Cruxforums?
I could find 12 good men and true who would be delighted to find them guilty so they'd be crucified!
And they all have the surname 'Wragg'