Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
A family of @thehangingtree's relatives was from way back in the hills of Arkansas, so far that their zip code was EIEIO. One day, they visited the big city, St. Louis. They marveled at all the strange things they saw, that they’d never heard of, or imagined.
Coming up to the mammoth Gateway Arch of gleaming stainless steel (the largest stainless steel monument in the world), they watched an old lady totter to one of the bases and into a small room with sliding doors. A couple of minutes later, the doors opened and a very attractive young lady emerged. The hillbilly man turned to his sons, and hoarsely ordered “Go fetch yer maw!”
Coming up to the mammoth Gateway Arch of gleaming stainless steel (the largest stainless steel monument in the world), they watched an old lady totter to one of the bases and into a small room with sliding doors. A couple of minutes later, the doors opened and a very attractive young lady emerged. The hillbilly man turned to his sons, and hoarsely ordered “Go fetch yer maw!”