Tree turns and pays the cabbie. He falls on his drunken ass but manages not to spill his drink. The cab driver asks “Do you need help getting up the mound, Tree?”
He looks up the hill at the three crosses and says “No, I think I can make it.”
“Do you know you gave me a more than a hundred dollar tip?” the cabbie asked.
Tree lied and said “Of course I know I did. Can you wait for me by the coffee shop?”
“Sure Tree, do you mind if I wait inside the shop?” she asked as she watched Tree stagger up the mound at 6:30 in the morning. She thought he was cute in a strange way…
Tree
He looks up the hill at the three crosses and says “No, I think I can make it.”
“Do you know you gave me a more than a hundred dollar tip?” the cabbie asked.
Tree lied and said “Of course I know I did. Can you wait for me by the coffee shop?”
“Sure Tree, do you mind if I wait inside the shop?” she asked as she watched Tree stagger up the mound at 6:30 in the morning. She thought he was cute in a strange way…
Tree