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Barb Moore, Spy...
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I hate to disappoint the (
That might not be good for my heart, either!I hate to disappoint the (condemned wench) lady but I don't see how I can work in hanging her and crucifying her in one thread...
windar
Teller of Tales
It's good to try different things in bed
Hey! I'm an officer of the court, I am.
Maybe I was a boy scout - "Be Prepared!"
Hang on! In this story, is Wragg a "good guy" and I'm a baddie? There's a new approach. Maybe I am a sonofabitch after all.
Okay, so Wragg is a gullible good guy. Surely that will leave a nice warm spot in Barb's heart for him (well, the good guy part, if not exactly the gullible part that got her into this mess).
You are not a 'baddie'. You were just doing your job the best you could!Hey! I'm an officer of the court, I am.
Maybe I was a boy scout - "Be Prepared!"
Hang on! In this story, is Wragg a "good guy" and I'm a baddie? There's a new approach. Maybe I am a sonofabitch after all.
Okay, so Wragg is a gullible good guy. Surely that will leave a nice warm spot in Barb's heart for him (well, the good guy part, if not exactly the gullible part that got her into this mess).
Get some food. After your 'Sleep' thread you look like you've lost weight!!!
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Joan Tree is such a bitch! What did I ever do to her anyway? “You give me any trouble and the prod I had in your ass will seem like a sex toy. Are we good?”
Now I ask you? Is that anyway to talk to a nice little innocent from a blue state? You see what I mean?
"OK I was a bit drunk on his deck but nothing happened… that I remember"Apparently, he remembers too.
"Before I am placed in the cell the leather collar is replaced with a metal one with the heavy lock resting against the back of my neck and a much heavier chain dangles between my breasts. I am led into my cell and the other end of the chain is locked to a cleat cemented into the wall. I ask Joan “Is this to humiliate me?”"What a stupid question! I can't believe I asked her that.
And, of course, no one in Arkansas would be concerned about what OSHA thinks. It's a red-neck, red state after all. No one cares a twit or gives a shit about people and their sufferings there.
That ain't fair you Yankee bitch! We care a lot about your safety. We know where the key to the key for the lock is and we're going to get the fire extinguisher that's right out your cell recharged next week (unless your blue state ass is nailed to a cross by then).View attachment 519870 Joan Tree is such a bitch! What did I ever do to her anyway?
“You give me any trouble and the prod I had in your ass will seem like a sex toy. Are we good?”
Now I ask you? Is that anyway to talk to a nice little innocent from a blue state? You see what I mean?
View attachment 519871"OK I was a bit drunk on his deck but nothing happened… that I remember"
Apparently, he remembers too.
View attachment 519872"Before I am placed in the cell the leather collar is replaced with a metal one with the heavy lock resting against the back of my neck and a much heavier chain dangles between my breasts. I am led into my cell and the other end of the chain is locked to a cleat cemented into the wall. I ask Joan “Is this to humiliate me?”"
What a stupid question! I can't believe I asked her that.
And, of course, no one in Arkansas would be concerned about what OSHA thinks. It's a red-neck, red state after all. No one cares a twit or gives a shit about people and their sufferings there.
As for not caring if you are not suffering enough I can fix that!
"Tiny Hairy" Tree
Director of Arkansas Safety an Suffering
Arkansas "ASS" field agent? Inspecting the quality of local vs imported crucifixion wood?
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I think Barb is a bit on edge from being cooped up in here. Why don't you boys take her outside and give her some exercise...
...then have you cousin whip some respect into her!
That's why you are chained to the wall...These red-necks sure play rough .... I wanna go back to my blue state!!!!
Oh, I get it now!
I am chained to the wall in here ...
to keep me safe from ...
what goes on out there.
what a thoughtful guy ...
he really doesn't remember what
...and many would believe her because no one at CF believes those are Tree's 'washboard' ab muscles but she inspired me to get into shape... Really, she did!!!Well !!!!!!!!!!! I never !!!!
He gets only two?!?!?!