I got called into traffic court because of a ticket...I pleaded insanity.
I said to the judge..."Your Honor,why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?"
My house sits so close to the Airport that one night I got out of bed to use the bathroom and a plane flew by and the Stewardess told me to sit down.
I said to the judge..."Your Honor,why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?"
My house sits so close to the Airport that one night I got out of bed to use the bathroom and a plane flew by and the Stewardess told me to sit down.