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Gone Missing in Sweden: A “Police Procedural” Mystery.

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Moral of the story: happiness is a warm Gun

When I hold you in my arms (ooh, oh, yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (ooh, oh, yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (ooh, oh, yeah)
Because
Happiness is a warm Gun, yes it is
 
Many perils our beauties have braved,
The Bulldozer ranted and raved,
By a spanner to the noggin`
In revenge for a floggin`
It seems Gun and Barb might be saved.

As the Barracuda drifts into the storm,
The girls huddle together to try and keep warm.
By an odd whim of fate,
It isn`t a cruel Head of State,
But Gun, for whom Barb must perform.

@twonines continues to live up to his avatar title of LIMERICUS with a fresh pair of lymerical gems ;)
 
“Oh, I see. So, we just drift then … and wait out the storm?”

“Yes, that’s about the size of it. But what we can do is go inside the cabin where there’s shelter. It should be relatively warm and dry in there … probably even find warm blankets and a bed to lie on. And, perhaps you and I can get to know one another while we wait out the storm? It’s likely to be hours,” said Gun soothingly as she put her arm protectively around Barbara’s bare shoulders, embraced her gently but suggestively, and then guided her in the direction of the open entry to the Barracuda’s cabin.

“Okay, sure … that sounds good. I think I’d like that.”

TBC
Gun is as good a boat mechanic as Barb is a driver!!! Let's hope they get to 'know' each other very well...
 
Chapter 34. Valö, the Oskarsson boathouse, Monday, May 16th, 11:53.

“Damn! They clean got away,” declared Fintväder, standing at the open seaward entrance to the boathouse and watching as the sleek dark profile of the racing Barracuda stealth craft diminished to little more than a distant small speck on the gray wind-tossed sea.


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“They won’t get far,” observed Hansson. “The Swedish Navy and Air Force are out there.”


“And so is that incoming storm,” replied Fintväder, pointing to the great mass of very low, threatening clouds rolling in over the sea. And the wind is picking up too. We’re in for a bit of a gale.”

“About these three fellows …”, interrupted the Captain in charge of the Swedish commandos. He had come up behind the two policeman. “It’s my understanding that the Police back in Uppsala would like to have them arrested and detained?”

“Yeah, do that, please,” responded Hansson. “We’ll be taking them back with us on the police launch … soon as the weather clears, that is. In the meantime let’s hold them in the cabin.”

“Right. Thought you’d also like to know that your man, Palmgren … the one who took a bullet in the shoulder … is going to be okay. Medic says the wound is superficial.”

“Thank goodness for that!” said
Fintväder solemnly.

“One other thing … what do you want done with the two corpses? … couple of nasty customers from the looks of them.”

“We’ll be taking those two back with us too,” replied
Fintväder, wrinkling his nose in distaste.

**********************


Office of Chief Inspector (Kriminalkommissarie) Lennart Björklund, Police Authority (Polismyndigheten) Headquarters, Svartbäcksgatan 49, Uppsala, Sweden, Monday, May 16th, 11:55.

“Are you having any success with cutting off their escape?” asked the Chief anxiously of the Captain of the Visby.

“Negative,” came the reply. “The damned thing is fast, and our radar won’t lock onto it. We’re also up against an incoming squall line that’s almost sure to swallow them up, and will force us to slow down.”

“Damn! And how about the Air Force?”

“Negative again. Low clouds and bad weather. Everything is grounded. Nothing possible there.”

The Chief was about to say something further … most probably one of his choice expletives, when he was distracted by the desk sergeant who was waving at him from outside the open office doorway.

“Yes, what is it?” demanded the Chief crossly.

“Sorry to disturb, Chief, but there’s a video call for you. Someone who claims he needs to speak with you urgently. Says he’s with the Syndicate.”

“Damn! Patch him in immediately.”

“A minute or two later, an image appeared on the wall screen … an image of a logo featuring a solid black disc against a dark red background with the words ‘SYNDICATE’ emblazoned across it in white. From the speakers came a metallic voice.

“Good morning, Inspector
Björklund … I should almost say good afternoon as it’s nearly noon in Uppsala.”

“Who are you, where are you, and what do you want?”

“You needn’t know anything about who and where. and there is no way you can find out. I see you have the American CIA man, Barton there with you. Tell him not to try. It’s truly impossible to trace this transmission.”

“Then what do you want?”

“Just a friendly little chat,
Björklund. I know that Senator Moore and his slutty assistant, Ms Merriweather, are there with you as well.”

“Alright, alright. You’ve made your point. You’re all powerful and have tabs on everything and everyone,” intervened the Senator, taking charge of the proceedings. “What do you want to chat about?”

“Ahhh, got your attention, have I? Good. Just a friendly update. The Syndicate has heard from its operatives. I’m informed that your daughter, Barbara, is in our hands. She was removed from the island where our Swedish client was holding her, and is being sped as we speak to a secret location from which she can be extracted from the region. My operative tells me that she is unharmed save for the ill effects of a brutal whipping … videos of which will be sent to you in good time. I’m sure you will find them quite entertaining. She writhes and screams so sexily under the lash. My operative tells me it’s really quite a spectacle.”

“You bastards! You know by now that I will not accede to your demands, not even for my daughter. And as I told you earlier, you haven’t much chance of extricating her from the region. The authorities have been very thorough.”

“I doubt they can stop us, Senator. It should be child’s play. We can bide our time. The Syndicate is everywhere, as you well know. We can stash her in places where the authorities can be paid off or may even be sympathetic … as in St. Petersburg and Kaliningrad, for instance … but in any of the Baltic countries, really. As I said, we’re literally everywhere.”

“Well, we’ll see. But, tell me. What exactly do you plan to do with her if you do manage to get her out?”

“That’s already been worked out, Senator. A certain well-known gentleman in Pyongyang has agreed to purchase her, and add her to his select stable of Western female sex slaves. He’s agreed to take the Swedish policewoman, Gun Thorell, too. He tells us that he’s hoping your upcoming run for the U.S. Presidency will be successful, as he intends to use your daughter’s freedom as a secret behind-the-scenes diplomatic bargaining chip when the time is right. Think about that, Senator.”

“My country would never accede to such a bargain!”

“It would if there was to be a show trial and public execution. Your daughter is quite outspoken about regimes such as Kim’s. And no telling what she might reveal under a thorough interrogation … Pyongyang-style. Like I said, think about it Senator. Good bye for now.”

And the screen went blank.

*************************

At sea, in the hold of the Barracuda stealth craft, Monday, May 16, 12:08.

Buffeted by the bouncing craft as it bucked the swells racing headlong into the wind, Barbara and Gun were thrown together again and again. and forced in the direction of the craft’s stern until their bodies came to rest against the back panel of the rectangularly-shaped hold into which they had been dumped. There was no light. They were in total darkness, and very cold. There was only the warmth of their naked bodies.

Tossed together again by a particularly big jolt, Barbara landed in such away that her bound hands were pressed into Gun’s face. Gun grunted and kneed her gently and insistently, while pushing her face into Barbara’s hands.

She got the message, and fumbled to get her fingertips under the edge of the tape over the police woman’s mouth, which she then managed to pull loose before the bow of the craft slammed into another wave and threw her aside.

“Bra gjort!” cried Gun in Swedish, before switching to English. “Well done! Now let’s try to get ourselves back-to-back and see if you can free my hands.”

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Barbara nodded and tried to comply. It took three attempts, the bouncing of the boat defeating the first two. But she managed to get into position long enough on a third attempt to loosen the cords around Gun’s wrists. And Gun, in time, managed the rest … after which she untied her ankles and turned to freeing Barbara.

“Now what?” cried Barbara, rubbing her chafed wrists. She wasn’t in the best of shape for heroics. She was stiff and sore, and her whipped backside still smarted like wildfire. But at that point she was eager for anything … come what may.”

“We have to be clever,” warned Gun, raising her voice enough to be heard over the roar of the engine. “These guys are armed and ruthless. We’re naked and have few options. We’ll need surprise and confusion on our side … I’m feeling around on the backside of this box we’re in right now, and there seems to be a hatch door. I’m guessing it leads to the boat’s engine compartment. If we can get the hatch open and wiggle through, perhaps we can find a way to cut the engine … and that could be just the element of surprise and confusion we need.”

TBC
North Korea.......might not be too bad......I read somewhere that 5 american soldiers has defected to N.K......one of them then worked as a movie star, he played the evil american in propaganda movies....... You and Gun also might become movie stars over there......porn and snuff movies, N.K style..... :)
 
When I hold you in my arms (ooh, oh, yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (ooh, oh, yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (ooh, oh, yeah)
Because
Happiness is a warm Gun, yes it is
Barbara Moore will be jumped by Gun
Barbara Moore will be jumped by Gun
Barbara Moore will be jumped by Gun
Barbara Moore will be jumped by Gun
Barbara Moore will be jumped by Gun
Barbara Moore will be jumped by Gun
 
North Korea.......might not be too bad......I read somewhere that 5 american soldiers has defected to N.K......one of them then worked as a movie star, he played the evil american in propaganda movies....... You and Gun also might become movie stars over there......porn and snuff movies, N.K style..... :)
Now do not underestimate Barb! North Korea is not Arkansas!:D

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Chapter 36. Office of Chief Inspector (Kriminalkommissarie) Lennart Björklund, Police Authority (Polismyndigheten) Headquarters, Svartbäcksgatan 49, Uppsala, Sweden, Monday, May 16th, 17:34.

“There’s been no further word from the corvette Visby for nearly five hours now,” summarised the Chief to those gathered in his office. “Contact with the stealth craft has been lost due to the storm and there’s little that can be done until the weather improves. Our last communication from Captain Andersson on board the Visby was that the storm is expected to dissipate at some point during the night, and that they had taken our people … Fintväder and Hansson … on board. He promised that they’d be back in touch with us as soon as the search resumes. In the meantime, I suggest it that we all sit tight here in my office. I’ll order in food.”


“You don’t happen to have a bottle stashed away in your desk now, Björklund, do you?” sighed the Senator, stretching and easing Sherry Merriweather, who had been perched on his lap, to the floor.

“I do, in fact,” replied the Chief, reaching for the drawer where the bottle was kept, “but unfortunately only one glass.

“Just as I thought,” laughed the Senator. “Sherry, dear, go out in the hallway and see if you can find someone out there who can rustle us up some more glasses, and another bottle or two as well. We’re going to need to fortify ourselves for a long night’s vigil.”

*****************

At sea, somewhere northeast of Valö, in the cabin of the Barracuda stealth craft, Monday, May 16, 18:39.

Barbara and Gun had spent the afternoon holed up together in the relative warmth and safety of the Barracuda’s cabin while the storm continued to rage outside. Although spartan enough, they had found it to offer some comforts.

First there was food … of sorts. They had feasted, especially poor half-starved Barbara, on tins of sardines, a box of crackers, and a package of jellied candies, washed down with bottled mineral water.

And there was a small bed, just large enough for the two of them to squeeze onto, with sheets and blankets. They had laid together, side by side, on it for a long time and just talked.

Barbara had related how she had been abducted in Uppsala and told of her desperate escape and recapture on Valö. Gun had laid out in detail for Barbara how she and Hansson, along with Fintväder, had doggedly pursued the case. And they had laughed together at Gun’s telling of the farcical Bullfozer/SÄPO operation.

At one point Gun, noticing the whip marks on Barbara’s back and buttocks, had gotten up to search for a first/aid kit … which she found and from which she extracted a tube of liniment. She had had Barbara stretch out face down on the bed while she perched on the edge, applied the gel to each red line and gently rubbed it in.

And then, when she had finished, she had leaned over Barbara and kissed her on the nape of her neck. And moments later, what they both knew was inevitably going to happen did.

Barbara had rolled onto her side, reached for Gun and pulled her down onto the bed … and they kissed … somewhat tentatively at first, but then with increasing passion and abandon.

Pulling away after awhile, Barb had shifted herself around and over so that she laid on top of Gun. And looking down, had purred softly, “and what would you like me to do next?”


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In response, Gun had replied with the familiar line she always used, “You can begin by kissing, sucking and nibbling at my nipples. That drives me crazy!”

It did … and wet and hungry for one another, they had coupled in wild and frenzied abandon … not once, but twice … and after a brief respite … yet again … until exhausted and satiated, they had fallen asleep in one another’s arms.

*********************

Aboard the Swedish naval corvette, HSwMS Visby, on the open sea, 89 kilometers northeast of Valö, Tuesday, May 17th, 06:52.


“Yes, there she is,” declared Fintväder, leaning against the corvette’s forward starboard railing and pointing at the sleek form of the Barracuda stealth craft lying motionless on the calm surface of the sea.

“Yes, that’s her alright,” agreed the Visby’s captain, Sven-Åke Andersson. “I assume you boys want to be aboard the boarding launch?”

“Wouldn’t miss it for the world,” replied Hansson grimly, fearing as he had for hours what dreadful fate might have befallen Gun in the hands of those Syndicate thugs.

“Okay, you’d best get aft then. They’re about to put the launch over the side. Please be careful. Anything can happen. In the event that it does, know that the Visby will be close at hand. I’ve got sharpshooters stationed on deck … ready to shoot, just in case.”

Minutes later the Visby’s motor launch was approaching the Barracuda along its port side.

“Still no sign of life,” observed Fintväder.

“That’s what has me more worried than ever,” muttered Hansson.

“Get ready. We’re going to pull alongside and board her now,” warned the young officer in charge of the launch. Half a dozen armed sailors stood ready.

“Let us go first,” said Hansson, waving them off.

“As you wish.”

The launch pulled smoothly alongside, the helmsman taking care not to give warning by bumping or jarring the Barracuda, and Hansson and Fintvader led the boarding party onboard her, cautiously with guns drawn and ready.

But there was no response … no one appeared … the stealth craft appeared to be silent and abandoned..

“Okay. You check the helm, I’ll have a look inside the cabin,” whispered Fintväder.

Hansson nodded and and began ending his way cautiously toward the helm.

Fintväder stepped up to the cabin entry, took a deep breath, entered stealthily, stopped dead in his tracks, and stared long and hard before retreating back out on deck.

“Find anything?” asked Hansson, coming up from behind. “The helm was empty.”

“Yeah, I guess I did,” replied Fintväder, scratching himself.

“Well?”

“See for yourself.”

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SLUT (the end)
 
Chapter 36. Office of Chief Inspector (Kriminalkommissarie) Lennart Björklund, Police Authority (Polismyndigheten) Headquarters, Svartbäcksgatan 49, Uppsala, Sweden, Monday, May 16th, 17:34.

“There’s been no further word from the corvette Visby for nearly five hours now,” summarised the Chief to those gathered in his office. “Contact with the stealth craft has been lost due to the storm and there’s little that can be done until the weather improves. Our last communication from Captain Andersson on board the Visby was that the storm is expected to dissipate at some point during the night, and that they had taken our people … Fintväder and Hansson … on board. He promised that they’d be back in touch with us as soon as the search resumes. In the meantime, I suggest it that we all sit tight here in my office. I’ll order in food.”

“You don’t happen to have a bottle stashed away in your desk now, Björklund, do you?” sighed the Senator, stretching and easing Sherry Merriweather, who had been perched on his lap, to the floor.

“I do, in fact,” replied the Chief, reaching for the drawer where the bottle was kept, “but unfortunately only one glass.

“Just as I thought,” laughed the Senator. “Sherry, dear, go out in the hallway and see if you can find someone out there who can rustle us up some more glasses, and another bottle or two as well. We’re going to need to fortify ourselves for a long night’s vigil.”

*****************

At sea, somewhere northeast of Valö, in the cabin of the Barracuda stealth craft, Monday, May 16, 18:39.

Barbara and Gun had spent the afternoon holed up together in the relative warmth and safety of the Barracuda’s cabin while the storm continued to rage outside. Although spartan enough, they had found it to offer some comforts.

First there was food … of sorts. They had feasted, especially poor half-starved Barbara, on tins of sardines, a box of crackers, and a package of jellied candies, washed down with bottled mineral water.

And there was a small bed, just large enough for the two of them to squeeze onto, with sheets and blankets. They had laid together, side by side, on it for a long time and just talked.

Barbara had related how she had been abducted in Uppsala and told of her desperate escape and recapture on Valö. Gun had laid out in detail for Barbara how she and Hansson, along with Fintväder, had doggedly pursued the case. And they had laughed together at Gun’s telling of the farcical Bullfozer/SÄPO operation.

At one point Gun, noticing the whip marks on Barbara’s back and buttocks, had gotten up to search for a first/aid kit … which she found and from which she extracted a tube of liniment. She had had Barbara stretch out face down on the bed while she perched on the edge, applied the gel to each red line and gently rubbed it in.

And then, when she had finished, she had leaned over Barbara and kissed her on the nape of her neck. And moments later, what they both knew was inevitably going to happen did.

Barbara had rolled onto her side, reached for Gun and pulled her down onto the bed … and they kissed … somewhat tentatively at first, but then with increasing passion and abandon.

Pulling away after awhile, Barb had shifted herself around and over so that she laid on top of Gun. And looking down, had purred softly, “and what would you like me to do next?”


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In response, Gun had replied with the familiar line she always used, “You can begin by kissing, sucking and nibbling at my nipples. That drives me crazy!”

It did … and wet and hungry for one another, they had coupled in wild and frenzied abandon … not once, but twice … and after a brief respite … yet again … until exhausted and satiated, they had fallen asleep in one another’s arms.

*********************

Aboard the Swedish naval corvette, HSwMS Visby, on the open sea, 89 kilometers northeast of Valö, Tuesday, May 17th, 06:52.


“Yes, there she is,” declared Fintväder, leaning against the corvette’s forward starboard railing and pointing at the sleek form of the Barracuda stealth craft lying motionless on the calm surface of the sea.

“Yes, that’s her alright,” agreed the Visby’s captain, Sven-Åke Andersson. “I assume you boys want to be aboard the boarding launch?”

“Wouldn’t miss it for the world,” replied Hansson grimly, fearing as he had for hours what dreadful fate might have befallen Gun in the hands of those Syndicate thugs.

“Okay, you’d best get aft then. They’re about to put the launch over the side. Please be careful. Anything can happen. In the event that it does, know that the Visby will be close at hand. I’ve got sharpshooters stationed on deck … ready to shoot, just in case.”

Minutes later the Visby’s motor launch was approaching the Barracuda along its port side.

“Still no sign of life,” observed Fintväder.

“That’s what has me more worried than ever,” muttered Hansson.

“Get ready. We’re going to pull alongside and board her now,” warned the young officer in charge of the launch. Half a dozen armed sailors stood ready.

“Let us go first,” said Hansson, waving them off.

“As you wish.”

The launch pulled smoothly alongside, the helmsman taking care not to give warning by bumping or jarring the Barracuda, and Hansson and Fintvader led the boarding party onboard her, cautiously with guns drawn and ready.

But there was no response … no one appeared … the stealth craft appeared to be silent and abandoned..

“Okay. You check the helm, I’ll have a look inside the cabin,” whispered Fintväder.

Hansson nodded and and began ending his way cautiously toward the helm.

Fintväder stepped up to the cabin entry, took a deep breath, entered stealthily, stopped dead in his tracks, and stared long and hard before retreating back out on deck.

“Find anything?” asked Hansson, coming up from behind. “The helm was empty.”

“Yeah, I guess I did,” replied Fintväder, scratching himself.

“Well?”

“See for yourself.”

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SLUT (the end)


She likes to load her chamber,
Hot and tight like a black leather glove.
She's a little freak, but she'll take you in.
You might be sittin' at the end of a firing pin.
Gun love, gun love, gun love,
She's a real gun lover,
Gun love, gun love, gun love,
She's a real gun lover tonight


Great work Barb. That ending had a touch of Bond about it
 
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