Impalations

[old slave]

Think I prefer Savarius' answer to my question

Thought I'd get in before Tree says it

Your thoughts are irrelevant.

 

[thehangingtree]

Thought I'd get in before Tree says it

Your thoughts are irrelevant.

...and we don't care, either...

 

[Loxuru]

OK, so I am condemned to be impaled. But, I have a question. Why do they need two poles?

Didn't they tell you, you could bring a friend?

 

[Barbaria1]

Didn't they tell you, you could bring a friend?

now you tell me

 

[Eulalia]

Didn't they tell you, you could bring a friend?

introduce a friend, and you get a free upgrade to business class
(longer pole, so you can stretch your legs )

 

[DarknessMonger]

introduce a friend, and you get a free upgrade to business class
(longer pole, so you can stretch your legs )

When they offer you that promotion you cannot thell them to 'shove it!'

 

[mongo]

View attachment 304006 OK, so I am condemned to be impaled. But, I have a question. Why do they need two poles?

Barbie only needs one?? How disappointing...

introduce a friend, and you get a free upgrade to business class
(longer pole, so you can stretch your legs )

Barbie wheres your sister

 

[tealrock]

does anyone have the full set of Quoom Priesteses? Pleaese post if you have them.

Yea that is a good set, there is a few in this thread but they are low resolution and incomplete

 

[Savarius]

Manchuria

 

[Savarius]

literally

 

[Savarius]

44 Battalion: ukraine

 

[Loxuru]

She : "What is wrong, what are you waiting for? This is rather uncomfortable!"
The officer "Wait, I am checking the instruction book. Oh, here it is ! Execution by firing squad! First, tie the condemned to the execution pole at breast level! 'To the pole', not 'on the pole', damned! Sergeant! Report here immediately!"
She : "That is what I said to the sergeant too!"
The officer : "And that calls itself elite troups. The day I am supposed to lead that illiterate, clumsy bunch into combat, I better shoot myself immediately!"

 

[mongo]

She : "What is wrong, what are you waiting for? This is rather uncomfortable!"
The officer "Wait, I am checking the instruction book. Oh, here it is ! Execution by firing squad! First, tie the condemned to the execution pole at breast level! 'To the pole', not 'on the pole', damned! Sergeant! Report here immediately!"
She : "That is what I said to the sergeant too!"
The officer : "And that calls itself elite troups. The day I am supposed to lead that illiterate, clumsy bunch into combat, I better shoot myself immediately!"

Care to borrow my P35 ?

 

[mikeva1]

here are some that I found in the Priestesses Extreme Rape set

 

[mikeva1]

and 10 more

 

[mikeva1]

and some more

 

[Eulalia]

Quoom, of course - we've seen them before, possibly even on this thread,
but they're masterpieces of Impaling - the way the girl in blue is struggling
in that very last shot, is classic Quoom.

 

[Barbaria1]

Let's use her as bait...everyone around back now. See if any partisans come out for her.

 

[Eulalia]

Manchuria

can't think of any wise or witty comment,
but I do pick this one out -
the girl's despairing expression contrasts
so vividly with the smug satisfaction of her captors!

 

[Barbaria1]

View attachment 304792
can't think of any wise or witty comment,
but I do pick this one out -
the girl's despairing expression contrasts
so vividly with the smug satisfaction of her captors!

How about: "If this is what they mean by the GREATER EAST ASIA CO-PROSPERITY SPHERE, it may not be popular with everyone."