Limericks

[cruxlover]

A few more

 

[montycrusto]

Despite Minnesota’s chills,
Barb dressed only in dollar bills…
Till a stock market crash
Stripped away all her cash;
What a sight! It’s a cure for all ills.

 

[Wragg]

Despite Minnesota’s chills,
Barb dressed only in dollar bills…
Till a stock market crash
Stripped away all her cash;
What a sight! It’s a cure for all ills.

If I was judging the Limerick of the Year, that has to be a contender!

 

[twonines]

Despite Minnesota’s chills,
Barb dressed only in dollar bills…
Till a stock market crash
Stripped away all her cash;
What a sight! It’s a cure for all ills.

The scene, to which you alluded,
Left some of us feeling deluded.
We`re all feeling sore,
Because we failed to see Moore,
When she was completely denuded.

 

[montycrusto]

When Barb has been naughty, dear friend,
Encourage her forwards to bend,
Till she’s gripping her knees;
Then spank as you please,
Till you’ve reddened her tight little end.

 

[Barbaria1]

Monty is really quite the wit
He loves to give me a lotta shit
Awful things happen
My spirits to dampen
But in fact I truly enjoy every bit

 

[montycrusto]

“Sweet Barbara, ere thou departest,
Let thy bottom be spanked by an artist,
Whose hands are so skilled,
That with joy you’ll be filled..”
(She’ll believe that; she isn’t the smartest!)

 

[twonines]

When Barb has at last finished stripping,
And her ankles she firmly is gripping,
Her legs widely spread,
Means her face is beet red,
And that tight little is ready for whipping.

 

[twonines]

We all know Barb loves to bend
And present that lovely rear end.
The bite of the cane
Provides such sweet pain,
That into ecstasy she will descend.

 

[linda r]

Barb, when you kissed me
I heard a rhapsody
My heart went tick like a clock
Then you lay on your back
Stretched tight on my rack
Zing went the strings of my jock!

 

[twonines]

When Barb describes sexual activity,
She indulges a certain proclivity.
How she longs to strip
For the cane or the whip,
And suffer with a stoic equanimity.

 

[Stilet2]

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There was a farmer who borrowed, but could not recompensate,
So the moneylender did what he thought was best.
He got the farmer’s young daughter
To be fucked by one after another
Till he got back his principal with interest.

Wow! It's really wonderful!

 

[CruxLove]

Wow! It's really wonderful!

Thank you Stilet2 Nice to know you enjoyed it !

 

[Stilet2]

Thank you Stilet2 Nice to know you enjoyed it !

Maybe, there are a much more pics with this wonderful girl? ... with her execution, for example ...

 

[CruxLove]

Well I even forgot where I got this pic from. Tell me if you can find it anywhere.

 

[montycrusto]

Well I even forgot where I got this pic from. Tell me if you can find it anywhere.

Bruce Morgan, from “Artwork for Mia 3”

https://e-hentai.org/s/58c0a20e77/1290972-43

 

[CruxLove]

Thanks a bunch Montycrusto

 

[montycrusto]

Thanks a bunch Montycrusto

You’re welcome; it gave me some pleasure
To devote a small part of my leisure
To go on a quest
My art-knowledge to test,
And return weighted down with much treasure.

 

[montycrusto]

When @Kathy said she might be leaving,
Our hearts filled with sorrow and grieving.
But it seems she will stay,
To which I say “hooray!”
Such sighs of relief we are heaving!

 

[stretchedgirl]

Very impressed with all your poetic skills

I had a go but not too brilliant . . .

She cries 'Boys, no more limericks'
Please just give me your dicks
(She loves nothing finer
Than than your tools inside her
And after to give them her licks!)