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windar

Teller of Tales
I invite the submission of any limericks related to CF themes.

"The Worse, the Better," in the words attributed to various Russian revolutionaries (probably Chernyshevsky and probably not Lenin).

Just to start things off here's a very bad one:

In Rome, there once was a slave
Who denied her master what he craved
Said he, "I'm your boss
So it's off to the cross
And soon you will be in your grave."
 

Eulalia

Poet Laureate
Staff member
Inspired by this image

pir074.jpg

I came up with:

From Van Hoek the bold buccaneer
I knew I had plenty to fear –
I trembled with dread
That he'd cut off my head,
But like Van Gogh he just took an ear!
 

Barbaria1

Rebel Leader
Staff member
There was a young cruxee called Barb
whose clothes they did readily discard
legs bent at the knee
I'm naked said she

condemned to this cross without garb
 

Madiosi

Depictor of Dreams
Staff member
In Deutschland lebt ein Mann,
der gar nicht wusste, was er kann.
Auf Crux Forums konnt er wagen,
junge Frauen ans Kreuz zu schlagen.
Depictor of Dreams wurde er dann.

In Germany live a man,
who not knowed, what he can.
On CruxForums he could dare,
to crucify young Girls bare.
Depictor of Dreams has been this man.
 

windar

Teller of Tales
In Deutschland lebt ein Mann,
der gar nicht wusste, was er kann.
Auf Crux Forums konnt er wagen,
junge Frauen ans Kreuz zu schlagen.
Depictor of Dreams wurde er dann.

In Germany live a man,
who not knowed, what he can.
On CruxForums he could dare,
to crucify young Girls bare.
Depictor of Dreams has been this man.
Bravo! It works in two languages.

There once was a hangman called Tree
who strung up young women for free
if they hang by the neck
why should he give a heck

which is why he charges no fee
Does the Union know Tree is working gratis?
 

Barbaria1

Rebel Leader
Staff member
There once was an artist called Madiosi
Whose crux manips were thought grandiosi
He liked them nailed and naked
Their modesty degraded

That his craft is the best, knows he
 

Barbaria1

Rebel Leader
Staff member
You booked us a room at the Dorchester?
What are you, some cruel kind of jester?
I smirked at poor Goldman’s pained face
His chagrin he could hardly erase
His wallet would soon be far emptier
 

Wragg

Chronicler of Crux
Staff member
Sweet Winnie, who hails from Wales
Whose wails, impaled by nails
Rang forth all day long
Like any Welsh song
Through Wales' vales and dales

The scale of Welsh Winnie's wails!
I fail not in telling these tales!
There was no more doubt
She really could shout!
Assailing us males in gales!
 
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