Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Pay your taxes to the emperor correctly!Don't to turn hand against Rome!!!
Great scene!
Pay your taxes to the emperor correctly!Don't to turn hand against Rome!!!
Well, you’ve been busy! Amazing work, the queen will be pleased.
Well, you’ve been busy! Amazing work, the queen will be pleased.
It’s rare that you get to see ten thotts at once!
Thott = that hoe on the t
THOTT!!! Love that!Well, you’ve been busy! Amazing work, the queen will be pleased.
It’s rare that you get to see ten thotts at once!
Thott = that hoe on the t
THOTT!!! Love that!
I'm sure that can be arranged....Just a thought - are these mass crucifixions preceded by mass scourgings?
And for a mixed group, the posts must have boy, girl, boy, girl, all the way down the line...I'm sure that can be arranged....
Of course....equal opportunities and all that jazz. lolAnd for a mixed group, the posts must have boy, girl, boy, girl, all the way down the line...
I think the same etiquette used at dinner parties should apply at crucifixion parties....Of course....equal opportunities and all that jazz. lol
I think the same etiquette used at dinner parties should apply at crucifixion parties....
Something like that....yeah.What? Men to the drawing room for an after dinner brandy and smoke, women to the front lawn for an after dinner scourging and crucifixion?
I think the same etiquette used at dinner parties should apply at crucifixion parties....
Mass crucifixion etiquette :What? Men to the drawing room for an after dinner brandy and smoke, women to the front lawn for an after dinner scourging and crucifixion?
Erm...."Appropriately Dressed....."Mass crucifixion etiquette :
The crosses are put up in two rows, face to face. The host is crucified at the head of the row, the guest of honor at the right of the host. The host's partner is crucified at the other head of the double row. How the other guests will be crucified, is the privilige of the host to determine. It is not done for the guests to swap crosses assigned by the host.
While undressing, clothes should not be hung over the crosses, but dropped on the ground.
It is against etiquette to yell to, or insult the executioners.
The guest of honour is nailed first, followed by the host and the host's partner. Then counterclockwise starting from the guest right from the guest of honour.
Nailing always starts with right wrist, followed by the left wrist, the right ankle and finally the left ankle.
No one shall be seated on the cornu before the guest of honour did.
The host should prepare a small talk when the crucifixion is finished. The guest of honour then replies. Only from then on, talking is allowed.
It is inappropriate to comment other crucified's titulus.
Avoid rude remarks about bodily aspects of your companions.
External bodily signs of excitement or arousal from your companions should be interpreted as a sign of enjoyment, or, when personally intended to you, as an appreciation. Stay kind, smile and say 'thank you'.
Guest should however observe that a crucifixion is not a dating event.
And last but not least : don't forget your invitation, come in time, and appropriately dressed.
Stylish!Erm...."Appropriately Dressed....."
Could you be a wee bit more specific.... please ??
Bum....!!Stylish!
You don't go to your crucifixion dressed like a beggar!
And your undressing should be a feast for the eye from the first button released!
Bum....!!
So I can't attend a crucifixion in just a ratty old Loincloth,then....??
Attending a mass crucifixion in a loincloth is a crucifiable offense!