Now This Just Isn't Funny

[connoisseurs]

 

[Atreus]

How do you turn a Lannister into an eunuch? Kick his sister in the jaw

 

[old slave]

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

Jesus walks into a Travelodge,goes to the reception, puts 3 large nails on the counter and asks:
"Can you put me up for the night ??"
boom boom !!

This Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door,I answered it and invited him in,sat him down,with a cuppa tea,and said :
"So,what would you like to talk about ??"
He answered:
"Fuck knows,I've never got this far before !!"

 

[Barbaria1]

Jesus walks into a Travelodge,goes to the reception, puts 3 large nails on the counter and asks:
"Can you put me up for the night ??"

I’ve stayed in a few Travelodges. He might have gotten exactly what he asked for!

 

[phlebas]

I identify with this sign

 

[Subhunt]

 

[old slave]

 

[connoisseurs]

faces

 

[connoisseurs]

 

[Barbaria1]

Barb was here?

Wasn’t my fault. He got in my way.

 

[thehangingtree]

Barb was here?

Wasn’t my fault. He got in my way.

Did not!!!

 

[connoisseurs]

Barb was here?

 

[connoisseurs]

 

[connoisseurs]

Does this bondage make my ass look big?

 

[phlebas]

Is the Bishop in danger?


There's no backspace button on a stone wall

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

 

[Beate]

[QUOTE = "Kenner, Beitrag: 433391, Mitglied: 25899"] Lässt meine Arschfick meinen Arsch groß aussehen?
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Nein, er bleibt sexy

 

[connoisseurs]

[QUOTE = "Kenner, Beitrag: 433391, Mitglied: 25899"] Lässt meine Arschfick meinen Arsch groß aussehen?
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Nein, er bleibt sexy

Lol, where did you get that translation?

 

[Eulalia]

[QUOTE = "Kenner, Beitrag: 433391, Mitglied: 25899"] Lässt meine Arschfick meinen Arsch groß aussehen?
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Nein, er bleibt sexy

For those who are wondering, Beate's translation is:

"Does my arse-fuck make my arse look big?"

her reply:

"No, it's still sexy"