Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Praefectus Praetorio]

To try and move the conversation up out of the gutter...

The BBC series, Coupling, from the beginning of the aughts had great dating advice.

First, for gals, how to flirt with men:

Second, for guys, how to chat up a girl. (actually, he's stolen many of my best lines):

 

[Apostate]

Not Political, Just Hilarious. Johnny Carson was a comic genius.​

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The ancestor of that sketch is not quite as funny as I remember.

Sad too, that after all these years, I Don't Know is still on third.

 

[Naraku]

The ancestor of that sketch is not quite as funny as I remember.

Sad too, that after all these years, I Don't Know is still on third.

How about the 1970s variation?

 

[foggybottom]

Don't dump in public or Karma will getcha.

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[Apostate]

Don't dump in public or Karma will getcha.

Ew.

Just, ew.

 

[whipmaster2]

Ew.

Just, ew.

Apostate, if it provokes an "ew" from you, it must REALLY be a fitting reaction!

 

[Apostate]

Apostate, if it provokes an "ew" from you, it must REALLY be a fitting reaction!

Well, I’m not into scat, if that’s what you mean.

 

[whipmaster2]

Well, I’m not into scat, if that’s what you mean.

Yes, no further comment needed.

 

[phlebas]

Better late than never -

Batman wants you to know that


But he does have a rather large penis

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Give your loved one a treat today!


Cruxgirls, there's plenty of me to go around, just take off your clothes and get in line.

 

[connoisseurs]

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

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In England, don't they call it the "Underground?" So appropriate!

 

[Eulalia]

In England, don't they call it the "Underground?" So appropriate!

if you're really kinky, you go in the Tube.

 

[whipmaster2]

The ancestor of that sketch is not quite as funny as I remember.

Sad too, that after all these years, I Don't Know is still on third.

Abbott and Costello actually did that skit a LOT of times, and this one may have been a done later. The uniforms suggest that this was for some TV show, which would have been some years after they introduced it. So there were probably variations in their performance from time to time. I've never seen it yet without busting a gut, but no two individuals will see the same thing exactly the same way.

 

[foggybottom]

The ball was a bit heavy for the girl but she did get a strike out of it.

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[whipmaster2]

The ball was a bit heavy for the girl but she did get a strike out of it.

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OOF! Bellyflop!

 

[whipmaster2]

Obviously I did something wrong there, but I don't know how to fix it.

 

[connoisseurs]

Things not to say to a Dom:

Btw - as I often make jokes about Barb, I deliberatily didn´t mentioned her name in this post. I hope she will acknowledge that

 

[Eulalia]

Obviously I did something wrong there, but I don't know how to fix it.

that's what she said but I've fixed it

 

[GoatJr]

Abbott and Costello actually did that skit a LOT of times, and this one may have been a done later. The uniforms suggest that this was for some TV show, which would have been some years after they introduced it. So there were probably variations in their performance from time to time. I've never seen it yet without busting a gut, but no two individuals will see the same thing exactly the same way.