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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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RacingRodent
Consul
Before there were fathers with shotguns, girls had to be a bit more proactive?
Rias
Neko Girl
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
"If anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace!"
It gets another meaning here, at least if you want to leave the ceremony in one piece!
twonines
LIMERICUS
The British Anglican version was "cause or just impediment", and when I was a youngster I thought it was "George Augustus Perryman" wondering who the hell he was and what he had to do with it."If anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace!"
It gets another meaning here, at least if you want to leave the ceremony in one piece!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
George Augustus Perryman was probably the local landlord, who got the privilege to deflower the bride during the wedding night, before the groom would get her!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
wanted to borrow that book!
Silent_Water
Tribune
I just found an example for the cruelty of coincidences by combining human imagination with nature's power.
Some decades ago, there was a sudden flooding of a public car park near a river and the forgotten cars were pushed by the floods into one corner of the car park which was usually observed by security personnel during the night, so it was the "Frauenparkplatz" (= "Car Park for Women") in this corner !
Isn't this sad? 
Some decades ago, there was a sudden flooding of a public car park near a river and the forgotten cars were pushed by the floods into one corner of the car park which was usually observed by security personnel during the night, so it was the "Frauenparkplatz" (= "Car Park for Women") in this corner !
Isn't this sad?
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tomthestagman
Spectator
Deep down they are quite nice people?
She has not observed the Bodleian Library's Readers' Oath:
I hereby undertake not to remove from the Library,
nor to mark, deface, or injure in any way,
any volume, document or other object belonging to it or in its custody;
not to bring into the Library, or kindle therein, any fire or flame,
and not to smoke in the Library;
and I promise to obey all rules of the Library.
Silent_Water
Tribune
I am sorry to mention this joke from a German newspaper here (origin unknown) but I simply cannot resist any more and please do not try to imagine of whom Germans are thinking by telling this:
- "Did you hear of the terrible fire in the president's library?"
- "No, what happened?"
- "All his books were destroyed in the fire! Even more terrible, all both were not really finished. The autobiography about his heroic deeds in the army was not yet finished by the ghost writer and in the coloring book, the president did not color all comics yet!"
- "Did you hear of the terrible fire in the president's library?"
- "No, what happened?"
- "All his books were destroyed in the fire! Even more terrible, all both were not really finished. The autobiography about his heroic deeds in the army was not yet finished by the ghost writer and in the coloring book, the president did not color all comics yet!"
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Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
A bitter truth
It sounded like a good idea
I know at least one CF girl like this
It sounded like a good idea
I know at least one CF girl like this
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