Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Some old people know how to cope
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[Eulalia]

Quite popular for cosplayers, too, though usually with a few more inches of costume.

Now we've got drones flying around over Mars, she'll soon be Dejah Vue!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

CF Humor

Nice to hear an original idea

Why I enjoy wine (right now I'm sipping (chugging?) some Pinot Grigio)

Know what pisses me off?

Another pisser: Ever since I was in third grade, I've felt this way

Just when I thought I'd found the perfect place to live

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

As many here know, I'm a hopeless romantic!

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out having coffee with a friend.
She texted:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.���
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
“I’m on the toilet.
Please advise.”

 

[Barbaria1]

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
“I’m on the toilet.
Please advise.”

Descending here to bathroom humor ... how low can we go on this thread?

 

[Naraku]

... how low can we go on this thread?

Is that a challenge?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!

 

[windar]

 

[Hugin&Munin]

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Descending here to bathroom humor ... how low can we go on this thread?

Et tu, Barbe?

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[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Never draw to an inside straight and never bet against a cute kid!
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[Praefectus Praetorio]

Few things are more comforting than a loving and sympathetic wife.
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[phillpain]

nice one

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Bowser's not vaccinated yet

without comment

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Tips from the rich and famous

For the pussy lovers

Our culture is going to the dogs

Perhaps this is why

That's all for now. I'm off to the neighborhood garage sale

 

[twonines]

Tips from the rich and famous
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For the pussy lovers
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Our culture is going to the dogs
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Perhaps this is why
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That's all for now. I'm off to the neighborhood garage sale
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With reference to No 3, I once went to a Flying Club where the doors were labelled "Cockpit" and "Joystick" respectively.

 

[Naraku]

More toilet humor.
From a bowling alley

A bakery

An hotel in Birmingham, UK. They were forced to change it after complaints of sexism.

Yet, somehow, this isn't sexist.

And finally, for RR:

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

What a weird day!Hey @thehangingtree. Bet you can identify with what happened last nightDear. You just don't understand how complicated home improvement isShould I take this as a hint?I suspect my therapist never had a cruxforum patient before

 

[Gibbs505]

Ah, english!

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]