shastar
Tribune
A hot 40 year old blonde was just convicted of failure to signal a lane change.
"The good news," began the judge "is that I am sentencing you to be crucified...."
"THAT's the 'GOOD' news? What's the BAD news?"
"The bad news is that, with so much pressure from the state, I have to sentence as many hot women to curcifixion as possible. Puts a cramp on space and time resources. Looking at the crux calendar, the only date and place we'll be able to fit you in is on the pitch during the England versus Russia soccer game."
Brilliant !