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The train’s really crowded, but S… is far enough outside London to mean that I can get a seat. I guess everyone’s still on their two-week holidays and now they’re all headed into town to hit the sales. Not me, for sure! By the time we get into Charing Cross it’s standing room only and there’s a real queue to get through the ticket barrier, then it’s down into the tube to battle through another mob to get onto the Bakerloo line. I should have walked, I knew it! The crowds in Piccadilly Circus are crazy, but as soon as I cross the road and head down Piccadilly proper, they thin out. I’m a bit early so I dip into Waterstones, their main branch, and wander around a bit, picking up this and that and reading a few back covers. Then across the road to the Royal Academy. I must have walked passed it before, but I’d never really noticed it properly. Under an archway and then into this beautiful courtyard. There’s a huge installation of sunken U-boats in the quadrangle, which is both mystifying and disturbing at the same time, and behind is the main entrance. I’m a bit lost. I can see this is the way in, but Vero said to meet at the back entrance. Maybe I just walk through the building.
Apparently not. I have to go to the next street back, so I go out onto Piccadilly then through Burlington Arcade, which is like stepping back into Dickensian London. It’s amazing, some fantastic jewellery shops and these old-fashioned beadles keeping guard. It’s much longer than I expected too. Then out into the cold again, into a faint drizzle. I turn right and I can see Vero waiting under the portico, smiling. We give each other a double kiss and a cuddle, then a proper kiss with tongues. It’s great to see her again. She’s lovely. She’s piled up her gorgeous chestnut hair into a sort of loose knot, just softly falling over her ears. Her eyes are so piercingly blue. I’d almost forgotten how lovely she is, in that amazing English way that some girls can be totally lovely.
She gives me my ticket and we head up the staircase and it’s all rather grand. On the landing we turn into a small room and pick up a guide leaflet. It’s an exhibition of Allen Jones. I’ve never heard of him but Vero says I will know his stuff and she’s totally right. In the first room there are these two pieces of furniture, if it is furniture, that I have seen loads of times before, but I never knew who made them. Well, this is a different sort of art for sure!
I walk all around the two tables almost getting onto my knees to look more closely at the two “girls”. They’re amazing. And really, in a strange way, beautiful. What’s he trying to tell me I wonder? I think I can guess… The table nearest me has a mirror underneath so I can look straight into the girl’s face. She’s really lovely. I wonder who his model was… Vero asks me what I think and whether I think they’re sexy and I say that I’m not really sure.
We wander through another small room and then into the main exhibition space. His paintings are here and they are huge and brilliant colours and they all seem to be telling stories and they are all full of sex and nightclubs and stuff. I’m almost open-mouthed. And we’ve pretty much got the exhibition to ourselves, so no need to rush. There’s a father with his little daughter who seems to flop to the floor in front of every painting and seems to have double-jointed legs too. It must be so nice to be brought to an exhibition when you’re just a kid and you can see things through the eyes of a child. And there’s a soppy looking couple who really look as though they should be leaning on the rail of an old steamer crossing Lake Como. And a few others. An old couple and a pretty blonde girl. I bet exhibitions are great places to make pick-ups; after all, the paintings are the perfect thing to talk about and break the ice and to test whether you might have something in common and you can just wander around, back and forward, coz that’s what everyone does, and look at people as well as looking at the art. But hey, I’m with Vero. The blonde is pretty though.
I love the paintings here. There’s one of a few girls leaning on a piano, they’re all totally sexy and really showing that they know they are. And another girl is being lifted away – or is she a girl? Maybe she’s a model, you know, made out of plastic, or maybe she is a girl. And maybe she’s dancing and maybe he’s drunk but he’s paid for his dance. I don’t know. It is so good. Incredible stuff!
And then there’s this amazing triptych that really is pretty honest about the story it’s telling. Brutally honest really. But who’s paying? And who’s playing? Is anyone? The faces are so sort of disinterested in what’s going on. Well, the girl’s faces. The men hardly have faces at all it seems to me…
Round the corner there’s another picture, sort of three pictures, diminishing in size but taking up a whole wall, and this one’s a story too I think. It’s opulent, but sleazy at the same time. Lots of money but all meaningless, apart from the girls. They’re the ones with the relationships, not the clients I think. I guess this is all about rich Mayfair London, but it could be Berlin in the twenties or anywhere I suppose. These scenes happen everywhere, all the time, don’t they? Berlin, London, Moscow, Dubai… Anywhere where there are men with money and girls with pretty faces who need to earn a living. So colourful, but so cold and empty it seems to me. But the girls somehow care for each other too. Anyway, that’s what I think.
Then Vero leads me back to the first wall. I guess I’d rushed past that. She holds me round the waist and with her right hand strokes me on my lips very gently. The picture in front of me is another huge one, but the colours are different, more greens and blues like the sea. It’s a swirl of things. I don’t know what’s going on. Like the others, there are people in bars and pretty girls with blank faces and false smiles. But the main image is a mermaid, and the mermaid is tied to a cross. I gasp a little. What’s she doing? Why is she there? She’s so lovely.
My fingers drop from Vero’s waist and slide round to the front of her jeans and I rub her a bit and then kiss her on the lips. A middle-aged guy looks around at us, quickly turns away, then looks again. He thinks I haven’t seen. I smile and watch him with one eye, my other pushed up against Vero’s cheek. I like it. I look again at the painting. There’s a guy holding onto the mermaid. Is he fixing her to the cross or is he dancing with her? I just can’t tell. I love her face. It’s so resigned. Maybe she doesn’t care any more. Whether she’s been paid for a dance or roped to a cross. Maybe she doesn’t care. Wow, it makes me feel wet though.
We wander through the other rooms, and I’m loving it more than I could have imagined. There are some great paintings of people I know. Darcy Bussell looking so elegant and loads of Kate Moss, and in the next room there are these amazing sort of models or sculptures of Kate looking like a sex goddess. I love Kate Moss. She’s amazing now, obviously, and so famous, but her face, well, it still has that look of a little lost girl, sort of fun and innocent. I think the artist gets that. I love the way her mouth is just a little bit open and her body is just a man’s dream of sex in glittery gold. Brilliant.
And the next room is the last. We walk down the stairs holding hands. I love Vero for bringing me here. There’s just one main exhibit, and it’s another that everyone knows. And it sort of sums up everything that’s gone on before.
I wonder if anyone ever dared to sit on it? She’s gorgeous isn’t she? But it’s the cool acceptance of her situation I like the most. Is the person who sits on her the one with the power, or is it her? Look at her eyes. I just don’t know. But she talks to me somehow. We spend ages walking around her. Or is it an it? I think it’s her. Then we leave. Down the staircase again. I buy some postcards in the shop and kiss Vero again to say thank you and we go out into the street. It’s getting dark now and it’s spitting with rain. We go for a coffee and then Vero says we should go to her house. I’m so happy to be with her again.
Apparently not. I have to go to the next street back, so I go out onto Piccadilly then through Burlington Arcade, which is like stepping back into Dickensian London. It’s amazing, some fantastic jewellery shops and these old-fashioned beadles keeping guard. It’s much longer than I expected too. Then out into the cold again, into a faint drizzle. I turn right and I can see Vero waiting under the portico, smiling. We give each other a double kiss and a cuddle, then a proper kiss with tongues. It’s great to see her again. She’s lovely. She’s piled up her gorgeous chestnut hair into a sort of loose knot, just softly falling over her ears. Her eyes are so piercingly blue. I’d almost forgotten how lovely she is, in that amazing English way that some girls can be totally lovely.
She gives me my ticket and we head up the staircase and it’s all rather grand. On the landing we turn into a small room and pick up a guide leaflet. It’s an exhibition of Allen Jones. I’ve never heard of him but Vero says I will know his stuff and she’s totally right. In the first room there are these two pieces of furniture, if it is furniture, that I have seen loads of times before, but I never knew who made them. Well, this is a different sort of art for sure!
I walk all around the two tables almost getting onto my knees to look more closely at the two “girls”. They’re amazing. And really, in a strange way, beautiful. What’s he trying to tell me I wonder? I think I can guess… The table nearest me has a mirror underneath so I can look straight into the girl’s face. She’s really lovely. I wonder who his model was… Vero asks me what I think and whether I think they’re sexy and I say that I’m not really sure.
We wander through another small room and then into the main exhibition space. His paintings are here and they are huge and brilliant colours and they all seem to be telling stories and they are all full of sex and nightclubs and stuff. I’m almost open-mouthed. And we’ve pretty much got the exhibition to ourselves, so no need to rush. There’s a father with his little daughter who seems to flop to the floor in front of every painting and seems to have double-jointed legs too. It must be so nice to be brought to an exhibition when you’re just a kid and you can see things through the eyes of a child. And there’s a soppy looking couple who really look as though they should be leaning on the rail of an old steamer crossing Lake Como. And a few others. An old couple and a pretty blonde girl. I bet exhibitions are great places to make pick-ups; after all, the paintings are the perfect thing to talk about and break the ice and to test whether you might have something in common and you can just wander around, back and forward, coz that’s what everyone does, and look at people as well as looking at the art. But hey, I’m with Vero. The blonde is pretty though.
I love the paintings here. There’s one of a few girls leaning on a piano, they’re all totally sexy and really showing that they know they are. And another girl is being lifted away – or is she a girl? Maybe she’s a model, you know, made out of plastic, or maybe she is a girl. And maybe she’s dancing and maybe he’s drunk but he’s paid for his dance. I don’t know. It is so good. Incredible stuff!
And then there’s this amazing triptych that really is pretty honest about the story it’s telling. Brutally honest really. But who’s paying? And who’s playing? Is anyone? The faces are so sort of disinterested in what’s going on. Well, the girl’s faces. The men hardly have faces at all it seems to me…
Round the corner there’s another picture, sort of three pictures, diminishing in size but taking up a whole wall, and this one’s a story too I think. It’s opulent, but sleazy at the same time. Lots of money but all meaningless, apart from the girls. They’re the ones with the relationships, not the clients I think. I guess this is all about rich Mayfair London, but it could be Berlin in the twenties or anywhere I suppose. These scenes happen everywhere, all the time, don’t they? Berlin, London, Moscow, Dubai… Anywhere where there are men with money and girls with pretty faces who need to earn a living. So colourful, but so cold and empty it seems to me. But the girls somehow care for each other too. Anyway, that’s what I think.
Then Vero leads me back to the first wall. I guess I’d rushed past that. She holds me round the waist and with her right hand strokes me on my lips very gently. The picture in front of me is another huge one, but the colours are different, more greens and blues like the sea. It’s a swirl of things. I don’t know what’s going on. Like the others, there are people in bars and pretty girls with blank faces and false smiles. But the main image is a mermaid, and the mermaid is tied to a cross. I gasp a little. What’s she doing? Why is she there? She’s so lovely.
My fingers drop from Vero’s waist and slide round to the front of her jeans and I rub her a bit and then kiss her on the lips. A middle-aged guy looks around at us, quickly turns away, then looks again. He thinks I haven’t seen. I smile and watch him with one eye, my other pushed up against Vero’s cheek. I like it. I look again at the painting. There’s a guy holding onto the mermaid. Is he fixing her to the cross or is he dancing with her? I just can’t tell. I love her face. It’s so resigned. Maybe she doesn’t care any more. Whether she’s been paid for a dance or roped to a cross. Maybe she doesn’t care. Wow, it makes me feel wet though.
We wander through the other rooms, and I’m loving it more than I could have imagined. There are some great paintings of people I know. Darcy Bussell looking so elegant and loads of Kate Moss, and in the next room there are these amazing sort of models or sculptures of Kate looking like a sex goddess. I love Kate Moss. She’s amazing now, obviously, and so famous, but her face, well, it still has that look of a little lost girl, sort of fun and innocent. I think the artist gets that. I love the way her mouth is just a little bit open and her body is just a man’s dream of sex in glittery gold. Brilliant.
And the next room is the last. We walk down the stairs holding hands. I love Vero for bringing me here. There’s just one main exhibit, and it’s another that everyone knows. And it sort of sums up everything that’s gone on before.
I wonder if anyone ever dared to sit on it? She’s gorgeous isn’t she? But it’s the cool acceptance of her situation I like the most. Is the person who sits on her the one with the power, or is it her? Look at her eyes. I just don’t know. But she talks to me somehow. We spend ages walking around her. Or is it an it? I think it’s her. Then we leave. Down the staircase again. I buy some postcards in the shop and kiss Vero again to say thank you and we go out into the street. It’s getting dark now and it’s spitting with rain. We go for a coffee and then Vero says we should go to her house. I’m so happy to be with her again.
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