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Apparently there’s a little election-thingummy-jig going on in the USA.. thoughts and best wishes to all American members (however you vote) from this Americanophile European :p
Best wishes to our American friends for a safe and orderly election.

Such wishes are appreciated! :)
 
'Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?'

hm ... good question. We'll see ...
over the hopelessly divided is more apt :p


You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

Winston Churchill

Giggle snort ... sad but true ... American exceptionalism, but guess who we got it from;)
 
There have been times, I still recall them, they were called 'The Twentieth Century',when probably the last horsemen of the Pony Express and the last stagecoaches of Wells & Fargo were still crossing The Great Plains. When voting was something you did with pencil and paper. 'Digital age?' The word did not even exist!
Those days, things went as follows :
Tuesday : Election Day in the US.
Wednesday, the day after, around midday, GMT : we knew who would be the most powerful man in the world for the next four years!

Today, The Digital Age : "Hang on folks, it could take a few weeks before we get the final result!"
Do we still wonder, how a minute venom like Corona can get the whole world down?
 
When voting was something you did with pencil and paper.
It still is in UK. The pencil is tied to the voting booth with a length of string. An army of tellers count, an army of scrutineers (party members) watch, the count goes down to one vote, and the Returning Officer has a coin in his/her pocket just in case. All open and transparent, the only holdups are when a boat from a remote island is stranded due to gales. There never seems to be a problem.
 
It still is in UK. The pencil is tied to the voting booth with a length of string. An army of tellers count, an army of scrutineers (party members) watch, the count goes down to one vote, and the Returning Officer has a coin in his/her pocket just in case. All open and transparent, the only holdups are when a boat from a remote island is stranded due to gales. There never seems to be a problem.
And we always have joke candidates like Lord Buckethead and Mr Fish Finger
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..and yes I can confirm the pencil-on-a-string thing. Occasionally you hear someone going Scribble Scribble Scribble .. obviously spoiling their ballot paper (and blunting the pencil).. I suppose they are writing something like “DISENFRANCHISED MONSTER RAVING LOONEY VOTER”..or drawing a rude cartoon of Boris Johnson shagging a farm animal
 
The pencil is tied to the voting booth with a length of string. An army of tellers count, an army of scrutineers (party members) watch
This is how we do Canadian elections as well. Additionally, we have Elections Canada, a non-partisan, arms-length agency which oversees the election process for all federal elections.
 
This is how we do Canadian elections as well. Additionally, we have Elections Canada, a non-partisan, arms-length agency which oversees the election process for all federal elections.

As do we, the Australian Electoral Commission

and voting in Federal elections is carried out the same way across the country, no weird and wonderful local variations on methods or eligibility or polling stations etc

How hard can it be?
 
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